Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 30 Bonkers Historical Facts Your Social Studies Teacher Neglected to Mention War is hellarious Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 20, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Salacious Bits of Trivia That Could Absolutely Ruin Us If They Got Out We need you to catch-and-kill these factoids ASAP Authors By Jesse Published September 19, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Confounding Bits of Trivia We Found Wedged in a Curious Obelisk, and Which None of the Local Nobility Have Succeeded in Plucking from the Stone, But You’re Welcome to Try Your Luck, Big Guy You think a pip-squeak like you could wield facts this awesome? Authors By Jesse Published September 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Caustic Bits of Trivia That Need to Be Sealed Away in a Lead Vault for 1,000 Years Before They Can Be Safely Studied Avert your eyes! Authors By Jesse Published September 15, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Can Do Some Heavy Lifting on a Really Bad Date Come on trivia, work your magic Authors By Jesse Published September 14, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Were Inside of You All Along The stones are in you Authors By Jesse Published September 13, 2023
12 Flustering Bits of Trivia You Can Recite If You Ever Need to Stall a Supervillain Supervillains hate this one weird trick Authors By Jesse Published September 12, 2023
12 Formidable Bits of Trivia That Harness the Awesome Power of the Elements, Wielding Them From One Monstrous Fuselage Like a Hideous Chimera of Facts and Figures Good luck, buddy Authors By Jesse Published September 11, 2023
PICTOFACT 45 Common Products That Are Lying Right to Our Faces Ever get the feeling your acne ointment isn’t on the up-and-up? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 11, 2023
12 Exotic Bits of Trivia That Are Technically Illegal to Own, So You Didn’t Get ’Em From Us We trust you not to narc us out Authors By Jesse Published September 08, 2023
12 Mouthwatering Bits of Trivia We’re Going to Leave Right Here in This Bowl, and If They’re Still There When We Come Back, We’ll Let You Have Twice As Many Consider it our version of a two-for-one sale Authors By Jesse Published September 07, 2023
12 Nigh-Insurmountable Crags of Trivia Only Conquerable by the Most Intrepid Factoid Aficionados in the World Proceed with caution Authors By Jesse Published September 06, 2023
12 Paradigm-Shifting Bits of Trivia That Came to Us in a Dream, Fully-Formed, As If They Had Both Always and Never Before Existed Plennie L. Wingo was kind of an nega-Gump Authors By Jesse Published September 05, 2023
12 Inauspicious Bits of Trivia That Have Forged an Unlikely Fellowship to Save the World from a Great Evil Constipation. Amnesia. Authors By Jesse Published September 01, 2023
12 Calorically Dense Bits of Trivia to Pack into Your Brainpan Before the Long Winter It’s never too early to start bulking up Authors By Jesse Published August 31, 2023
12 Random Bits Trivia You Might Want to Hold On to in Case You Encounter a Bridge Troll on Your Way Home Henry Ford was the original soyboy Authors By Jesse Published August 30, 2023
12 Oddly Articulate Bits of Trivia We Found Spelled Out in Spiderwebs Above Our Now-Beloved Pet Hog That’s some trivia Authors By Jesse Published August 29, 2023
12 Polished Bits of Trivia We Just Pulled Out of the Trivia Tumbler After Four Weeks With Extra Fine Grit, So You Know These Bad Boys Are Burnished to a High Sheen Presidents hate Orson Welles for this one weird trick Authors By Jesse Published August 28, 2023
15 Genetically Modified Bits of Trivia We Concocted Through a Complex Process of Cross-Pollination and Interbreeding That Resulted in a Higher Concentration of Fact Than Can Be Found Anywhere in Nature You never know when thousands of fire ants might save your life Authors By Jesse Published August 25, 2023
12 Satisfying Bits of Trivia We Buried on This Desert Island the Last Time We Passed Through Just in Case We Found Ourselves Marooned and in Desperate Need of Fun Facts No need to ration. We’ve got more trivia than we know what to do with Authors By Jesse Published August 24, 2023
