Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Brightly-Colored Bits of Trivia We Impulse Bought in the Checkout Aisle We can have a few factoids, as a treat Authors By Jesse Published November 09, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Gingham-Covered Bits of Trivia Presented to Us by Paul Hollywood With Little More Than a Cryptic Quip and an Intentionally Insufficient Recipe On your mark... get set... CLICK Authors By Jesse Published November 08, 2023
The ‘Father of Handwashing’ Died a Cruel, Ironic Death It was impossible to wash away the jealousy and contempt of his colleagues Authors By Jesse Published November 08, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Paternal Bits of Trivia We Found After Passing Through the Seven Levels of the Candy Cane Forest, Through the Sea of Swirly-Twirly Gumdrops and Then Walking Through the Lincoln Tunnel They’re ginormous! Authors By Jesse Published November 07, 2023
5 Myths About Frat Life You’ll Learn During Rush Week Brotherhood? More like a cover-up club Authors By Jesse Published November 07, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Technically Advanced Bits of Trivia We Noodled Out in a Competitive Duet With Squinty Local Boy Where you goin’ city boy? Authors By Jesse Published November 06, 2023
The 4 Dumbest Blunders by the CIA’s Worst Agent There’s failing up, and then there’s Aldrich Ames’ journey to the top Authors By Jesse Published November 06, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Magical But Cliquey Bits of Trivia We’ve Trained to Pull Our Flying Sleigh Around the Globe at Warp Speed You’ll go down in history (threatening) Authors By Jesse Published November 03, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Young, Force-Sensitive Bits of Trivia We’ve Entrusted to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Where We’re Sure They’ll Be Safe There are too many of them. What are we going to do? Authors By Jesse Published November 02, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Mostly Jolly Bit of Trivia We Found Inhabiting This Old Cottage in the Woods When Led There by a Host of Woodland Creatures Wow, we’re super tired all of a sudden. Just gonna go lay down for a few Authors By Jesse Published November 01, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Constitutional Bits of Trivia We’ve Enshrined Into Law, and Which Cannot Be Redacted or Altered in Any Way (Unless We Decide at Some Point That We Want To) Violate these tidbits and go straight to jail! Authors By Jesse Published October 31, 2023
3 Bizarre Behind-the-Scenes Pranks From the ‘Lord of the Rings’ Franchise Please, someone send help for the Smurf still being held hostage on set Authors By Jesse Published October 28, 2023
5 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because of Whole Foods You’re telling us a Jeff Bezos-owned entity might not be great for society? Authors By Jesse Published October 27, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Jealously Guarded Bits of Trivia We Surreptitiously Surveilled Using a Vast Network of Undercover Scouts Deployed to Rival Listicles Around the Country All that’s left is to pay our vast network of spies via Venmo, and... there! The perfect crime! Authors By Jesse Published October 26, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Incorrigible Bits of Trivia That Are All Running for Speaker of the House These tidbits are cannibalizing their own party! Authors By Jesse Published October 25, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Certified Organic, Free-Range, Jumbo-Sized, Grade AA Bits of Trivia You Can Whip into a Meringue or Hard Boil to Your Heart’s Content Fresh from the cloaca! Authors By Jesse Published October 24, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Family-Sized Bits of Premium Trivia We’re Leaving in a Bowl on Our Front Porch; Please Take Only One We live and die by the honor system Authors By Jesse Published October 23, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Flavor-Blasted Bits of Trivia Honked Out by Our Malfunctioning Factoid Machine For a limited time only! Authors By Jesse Published October 20, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Meritorious Bits of Trivia You Have Earned the Right to Sew Onto Your Sash Be prepared Authors By Jesse Published October 19, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Saw You From Across the Bar and Really Dug Your Vibe Can they buy you a drink? Authors By Jesse Published October 18, 2023
