12 Incorrigible Bits of Trivia That Are All Running for Speaker of the House

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12 Incorrigible Bits of Trivia That Are All Running for Speaker of the House

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play basketball. Likewise, there’s no rule that says the Speaker of the House has to be an elected member of Congress — or even a sentient being. So these upstart trivia tidbits are throwing their hats in the ring. 

The one about the Russian girl with X-ray vision, the one about William McKinley’s stroke of bad luck, the one about the most recent letter to join the alphabet — they all think they have what it takes to break the gridlock on Capitol Hill.

What do you think? Which one of these power-hungry mongrels has what it takes to become third in line for the presidency?

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An Off-Duty Pilot Tried to Crash a Plane

A pilot who was riding in the cockpit’s third seat — a courtesy extended to pilots who need to get home, or travel to their next assignment — stood up and attempted to disable the engines out of nowhere. He was subdued in time, and no damage had been done, but he’s since been charged with 83 counts of attempted murder. He reportedly hadn’t slept for 40 hours, and may have been on shrooms at the time.

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There Are at Least Nine Living Organisms That Are Technically Immortal

The Animal Aging and Longevity Database lists nine animals whose rates of cellular deterioration stay the same, or even decrease, as they get older: the olm, the European fire salamander, Blanding’s turtle, the eastern box turtle, the rougheye rockfish, the red sea urchin, the ocean quahog clam, Schmidtea mediterranea and the Great Basin bristlecone pine.

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The Little Girl With X-Ray Vision

In 1997, 10-year-old Natasha Demkina claimed she could suddenly see inside of bodies, and soon began diagnosing people with internal illnesses and injuries. She’s brought her talents all over the world, sometimes performing for skeptics and medical researchers. A scientist from the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry likened her powers to those of a fortune teller: “I couldn't believe the discrepancy between what I was hearing and how impressed the individuals were.” 

Basically, her diagnoses didn’t match reality, but she made patients feel special, so they chose to believe she was magic

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A Vietnam War POW Survived by Playing Dumb

Douglas Brent Hegdahl III fell overboard while stationed on the USS Canberra, and was picked up by some Vietnamese fishermen. He was taken to a prison camp, where he acted like he was incapable of reading, writing or holding much of a conversation. They called him “The Incredibly Stupid One,” and let him roam the prison unattended. Big mistake! He spent his time memorizing the personal information of over 250 prisoners, plus other sensitive information he picked up, which he was able to relay to the U.S. Navy after his eventual release. He once got them to drive him into town to get new glasses — picking up crucial information on their whereabouts — and destroyed at least five trucks by shoving dirt into the gas tank.

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Shell Built Eight Shell-Shaped Gas Stations in the 1930s

There’s only one left (bummer), but it’s on the National Register of Historic Places (nice!). Preservation North Carolina spent $50,000 to restore it and turn it into a museum.

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William McKinley Gave Away His Lucky Charm (And Was Immediately Murdered)

After winning a political debate with a red carnation on his lapel, that became McKinley’s calling card and lucky charm throughout his political career. He would often give away his carnation (and then replace it ASAP). One day at the beginning of his second term as president, he gave his lapel carnation to a little girl, saying, “I must give this flower to another little flower.” He was assassinated minutes later.

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A Guy Tried to Cure Malaria, and Ended Up Inventing a Pretty Color Instead

Chemist William Perkin was trying to reverse engineer quinine, an effective treatment for malaria, and noticed a byproduct of his concoction was a pretty pink/purple color. Having just accidentally invented the color mauve, he dropped the whole “curing malaria” thing and made a fortune selling his new dye.

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J Didn’t Make It to the Alphabet Until 1524

The letter J was the last letter added to the English alphabet. For a while, J and I were the exact same letter, with the hook in the J being nothing more than a stylistic embellishment. For example, to denote the end of a string of i’s in a lower-case Roman numeral, the number 13 would be written as “xiij.” Italian grammarian Gian Giorgio Trissino was the first to make a distinction between the J sound and the I sound.

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The Oldest Grapevine Still Actively Producing Wine Is 400 Years Old

It’s currently growing on the Old Vine House in Maribor, Slovenia, and is harvested to produce 100 miniature bottles of wine per year. 

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The Dead Sea Isn’t the Saltiest Body of Water on Earth

The Dead Sea has about 34 percent salinity, but Don Juan Pond in Antarctica has been recorded at 44 percent. It’s so salty, it can get as cold as -58 degrees Fahrenheit before it freezes.

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The Greatest Threat to the Internet? Squirrels

Squirrels use our electrical and telecommunications infrastructure like a playground, and it’s estimated they cause over 8 percent of all power outages in the U.S. Some experts believe that they pose a greater threat to the internet than cyber terrorism.

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Scientists Keep Making Glow-in-the-Dark Animals

Green fluorescent protein has been incorporated into several animal species to help visualize various anomalies and areas of interest. Glow-in-the-dark pigs have been used to research organ transplantation, and glow-in-the-dark cats have been created to research AIDS.

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