Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
Dark Humor Jokes to Cap Another Endless Work Week Hope you’re ready to get sad! Authors By Jesse Published December 22, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Bozo Bosses and Sleazebag CEOs Who Made Work a Waking Nightmare Oh captain my captain! Authors By Jesse Published December 22, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Mutated Bits of Trivia That Escaped From the Lab and Roam the Countryside Looking for Brains to Inhabit Sorry ‘bout that Authors By Jesse Published December 21, 2023
14 Funny ‘80s Jokes and Bits That Aged Like Fine Wine Pop quiz: what number were Bill and Ted thinking of? Authors By Jesse Published December 21, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Facts About the Folks Who Hover in Orbit Around Celebrities Leave Dane Cook alone! Authors By Jesse Published December 21, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Punishing Bits of Trivia to Atomic Leg Drop Into Your Brain’s Face From the Top Rope There’s still time to tap out Authors By Jesse Published December 20, 2023
15 Funny Meta Jokes and Gags That Broke the Fourth Wall Like the Kool-Aid Man It’s an inside joke. Get out Authors By Jesse Published December 20, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Depressing Facts About Nine-to-Five Jobs That’ll Make You Want to Quit Your Job and Join a Commune Can I call in depressed? Authors By Jesse Published December 20, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Juicy Bits of Trivia That Have Been Genetically Modified Over Millennia of Cross-Breeding to Bare More Factual Fruit Than Their Prehistoric Predecessors These facts are technically GMO Authors By Jesse Published December 19, 2023
The Funniest One-Liner Jokes That Don’t Overstay Their Welcome Tiny jokes that inspire big laughs Authors By Jesse Published December 19, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Prehistoric Bits of Trivia We’ve Managed to Resurrect for Our Trivia Theme Park Facts, uh, find a way Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
Groan-Worthy Puns That Would Give Even a Popsicle Stick Pause You might want to use that popsicle stick to gouge out your eyes, or ears — whatever it takes to make it all go away Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Times the Leader of the Free World Was a Nasty Little Freak Freakazoid-in-chief Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Entitled Celebrities and CEOs With Egos Bigger Than Their Bank Accounts Cool your jets, Bill Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Scrambled Bits of Trivia We Can Just Barely Make Out Through the Static Don’t tell mom! Authors By Jesse Published December 15, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Effervescent Bits of Trivia That Oughta Cure That Hangover Plop plop fizz fizz, baby! Authors By Jesse Published December 14, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia We’ve Cleverly Rigged Around Our House to Thwart the Violent Crooks We Accidentally Crossed This is our house. We have to defend it Authors By Jesse Published December 13, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Ancient Bits of Trivia Flown to Earth Aboard the Evil Lord Xenu’s Galactic Cruiser Fleet and Dumped into the Volcanoes of Hawaii Ah, tough break Authors By Jesse Published December 12, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Hunky Bits of Trivia We’ve Photographed Nearly Nude for Our ‘Sexiest Facts of the Year’ Calendar Awooga! Authors By Jesse Published December 08, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Enormous Copper Bits of Trivia Gifted to Us by the People of France, That We Need to Build a Gigantic Pedestal for ASAP Wow, thanks, just what we wanted Authors By Jesse Published December 07, 2023
