Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
15 Great Clapbacks and Burns By Celebs Getting Roasted Twitter is a great place to hang out if you want to get obliterated by a celebrity you hate Authors By Jesse Published January 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 29 Celebrity Endorsements That Reek of Desperation Won’t somebody please think of the celebs? Authors By Jesse Published January 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia to Load Into Your Neuralink Brain Chip Like a HitClip of Fun Facts Get ‘em while they’re analog! Authors By Jesse Published January 03, 2024
15 Funny Jokes and Sketches That Are Peak ‘90s Humor Man, remember nostalgia? Authors By Jesse Published January 03, 2024
PICTOFACT 30 Celebrity Endorsements That Make No Sense Get a real job! Authors By Jesse Published January 03, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Eternally Youthful Bits of Trivia Stranded on a Pirate-Infested Planet Where Time Does Not Seem to Exist Kind of a raw deal Authors By Jesse Published January 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 30 Positive Pieces of News That Were Drowned Out by the Bullhorn of Bull Hockey This Just In: Things About 2% Less Horrible Than You Think Authors By Jesse Published January 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 28 Times Celebrities Popped Up in the Last Place You’d Expect This is not a drill: Charles Barkley once dunked on Godzilla Authors By Jesse Published January 01, 2024
PICTOFACT 30 Things the General Public Just Don’t Understand About Ordinary Jobs Is there nothing librarians can’t do? Authors By Jesse Published December 31, 2023
15 Hilarious Hidden Background Jokes for the Eagle-Eyed Good eye, sniper Authors By Jesse Published December 30, 2023
PICTOFACT 28 Bizarro Cameos That Celebrities Aren’t Exactly Bragging About Blink and you’ll miss ’em (...and maybe that’s a good thing) Authors By Jesse Published December 30, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Limited Edition Bits of Trivia That We’re About to Toss Back in the Fact Vault These facts are about to go the way of Pinnochio and Snow White Authors By Jesse Published December 29, 2023
14 Long, Yet Funny Jokes from Legendary Comics That Were Worth the Build-Up Word economy is difficult. Hard, even. Some might say ‘tough’ Authors By Jesse Published December 29, 2023
PICTOFACT 28 Important Details About Everyday Jobs That Only Insiders Know Come, walk a mile in their shoes Authors By Jesse Published December 29, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Fell Off the Back of the Truck, Capeesh? Don’t ask too many questions Authors By Jesse Published December 28, 2023
16 Great Insults from Across Different Eras of History Stop! Stop! He’s already dead! Authors By Jesse Published December 28, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 White Lies, Huge Fibs and Glaring Omissions Made by Celebrities Otherwise known as: acting Authors By Jesse Published December 28, 2023
15 Very Funny Jokes for A Lazy Sunday The best cure for the Sunday Scaries is quitting your job. The second-best cure is laughter Authors By Jesse Published December 24, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Tips for Navigating a Toxic Workplace Assuming you’ve already tried the whole bootstrap thing, of course Authors By Jesse Published December 23, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Forbidden Bits of Trivia We Found in a Random Box Sitting in the Woods Do not tell mom Authors By Jesse Published December 22, 2023
