Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Proud, Powerful, Ruthless Bits of Trivia That Each Have a Viable Claim to the Iron Throne Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me Authors By Jesse Published October 17, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Four-Ply, Quilted, Aloe-Enriched Bits of Trivia to Give Your Brain That Signature Fresh, Clean Feeling You’ve Come to Expect From Us Really get up in there between those lobes Authors By Jesse Published October 16, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Ancient Bits of Trivia Jealously Guarded by Mysterious Temple Guards on the Other Side of a Treacherous Moat and the Steps of Knowledge Who dares to enter The Hidden Temple? Authors By Jesse Published October 13, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Scrappy Bits of Trivia That, With a Bit of Grit, Determination and a Fortuitous Encounter With a Bus Full of NFL All-Stars, Might Just Have What It Takes to Beat Their Cross-Town Rivals Somebody call 9-1-1! Authors By Jesse Published October 12, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia We Found in an Abandoned Storage Unit and Would Like to Have Appraised, Please You never know what’s gonna come through that door Authors By Jesse Published October 11, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia You Can Sneak Before Dinner If You Promise Not to Tell Mom Be cool about it! Authors By Jesse Published October 10, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Dorky Bits of Trivia That, Wait a Minute, Now That They’ve Taken Off Their Glasses and Pushed Their Hair Behind Their Ears, Are Actually Kind of Beautiful Gorgeous, really Authors By Jesse Published October 09, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Partially Decomposed Bits of Trivia We Found Out by the Railroad Tracks. Wanna Take a Look? You’re in the prime of your youth, and you’ll only be young once! Authors By Jesse Published October 06, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Scrumptious, Nearly Identical Bits of Trivia We Whipped Up From Scratch in Under 40 Minutes On your mark. Get set. READ Authors By Jesse Published October 05, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 All-Star Bits of Trivia We’ve Convinced to Band Together Into One Indomitable Trivial Supergroup The listicle of a lifetime Authors By Jesse Published October 04, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Forbidden Bits of Trivia That Must Not Be Read by a Virgin, Unless You Want a Trio of Witches to Rise from the Dead and Wreak Havoc Upon Salem Sorry, virgins Authors By Jesse Published October 03, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Toothsome Morsels of Trivia You Can Take Home, Throw in a Pot, Add Some Broth and a Potato, and Baby? You Got a Stew Goin’ Tasty! Authors By Jesse Published October 02, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Incandescent Bits of Trivia That Streaked Across the Night Sky in a Beautiful, Horrifying Burst of Light Before Plummeting to Earth They were gone in an instant, but we managed to jot them down Authors By Jesse Published September 29, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Suddenly Appeared on Our Shoulder and Started Whispering Morally-Charged Advice into Our Ears This is not helping our moral quandary Authors By Jesse Published September 28, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Feral Bits of Trivia We Wouldn’t Get Too Close to If We Were You Easy now! Authors By Jesse Published September 27, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Shiny Bits of Trivia That Might Just Buy You Passage Across the River Styx in a Pinch It’s worth a try Authors By Jesse Published September 26, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Primordial Bits of Trivia That, Given the Right Conditions, Could Form the Building Blocks of Organic Life Deep Within Your Grey Matter Let these simmer in your ooze Authors By Jesse Published September 25, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Madness-Inducing Bits of Trivia Too Awesome and Terrible to Be Processed by the Human Brain, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You You’re gonna wanna avert your eyes Authors By Jesse Published September 22, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia You Should Consume If There’s a Meteor Hurtling Toward Earth and You Have 10 Minutes to Live What else are you gonna do? Authors By Jesse Published September 21, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Unholy Bits of Trivia Wrought Upon the World by an Inquisitive God Better trivia than locusts! Authors By Jesse Published September 20, 2023
