Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
12 Luminous Bits of Trivia We Found Floating Listlessly in the Depths, and Delivered to a Mysterious Golem in Exchange for Some Mystical Muck That Lends Us Temporary Resistance to the Gloom Attention powerful, toothy-grinned millionaire sports moguls: treat your social media team right Authors By Jesse Published August 23, 2023
12 Bits of Trivia We Purchased From a Village Armorer and Had Repeatedly Upgraded by a Gargantuan Fairy Using Monster Offal and Dragon Dander, Resulting in a Set Bonus of Pedantry We’re finally ready for trivia night Authors By Jesse Published August 22, 2023
12 Ill-Gotten Bits of Trivia We Need You to Hold Onto for Us Real Quick, Don’t Make a Big Deal About It We need these back tomorrow though Authors By Jesse Published August 21, 2023
12 Elemental Bits of Trivia Forged by Mother Gaia and Distributed to Several Precocious Teens From Around the World Which, When Combined, Summon a Green-Mulletted Conservationist to Fight a Dastardly Cabal of Eco-Villains Capitalism tried to murder Captain Planet Authors By Jesse Published August 18, 2023
12 Formidable and Elusive Bits of Trivia That Will Terrorize Your 18th-Century French Mountain Village That Beast of Gévaudan is no ‘happy li’l pupper,’ it’s a hell-beast that’s decimating our hamlet! Authors By Jesse Published August 17, 2023
12 Explicitly Prohibited Bits of Trivia We Found Under Your Bed and Now We’re Gonna Stand Here and Watch While You Read the Whole Thing We’re not mad. We’re just disappointed Authors By Jesse Published August 16, 2023
12 Seemingly Impossible Bits of Trivia We Discovered Through Rigorous Fence Testing That You Should Exploit, Quickly, Before the Devs Patch the Bug Florida’s got a flock of feminist peafowl Authors By Jesse Published August 15, 2023
12 Indestructible, Nearly Weightless Bits of Trivia We Cleverly Smuggled Out of Ancient Shrines and Meticulously Fused Into One, Overpowered, Boss Bokoblin-Obliterating All-Terrain Vehicle Ken Jennings has calculated the speed of comedy Authors By Jesse Published August 14, 2023
12 Stylish, Yet Powerful, Bits of Trivia Secreted Away Long Ago by the Great Bandit Misko, Which We Recovered by Venturing Deep into Hidden Caverns and Crevices and Battling the Dreadful Legions of Monsters That Dwell Therein Good News: Baseball players are going to therapy! Bad News: It’s not that kind of therapy Authors By Jesse Published August 11, 2023
12 Delectable Facts We Extracted from the Enormous Cliff-Clinging Trivia Hives of the Yunnan Province While Dangling Precariously from Makeshift Rope Ladders and Being Attacked by Furious Swarms of Minutiae This Barbie was a convenient scapegoat for ruthless corporate executives and federal prosecutors Authors By Jesse Published August 10, 2023
12 Locally-Sourced Facts We Harvested, Painstakingly Refined Using Hand-Crafted Traditional Tools, Molded Into Glimmering Trivia Tidbits, and Wove Into an Elegant Yet Durable Listicle That’s as Practical as It Is Gorgeous GORGEOUS, WE TELL YOU! Authors By Jesse Published August 09, 2023
12 Mighty Bits of Trivia Forged into Power Coins by the Ancient Warrior Ninjor, Recovered from the Desert of Despair and Which Now Summon Powerful Mecha Beasts from Their Clandestine Slumber Deep Within the Earth We have great news for 17th century sorceresses Authors By Jesse Published August 08, 2023
12 Elemental Bits of Trivia We Cooked into Highly Restorative Digital Meals Replete With A Vast Array of Status Effects to Help You Weather Harsh Environs and High-Level Enemies Doesn’t that headline really say it all? Authors By Jesse Published August 07, 2023
The Stories Behind The World's Weirdest Photos (VIDEO) Welcome to PictoFacts: The Game Show! Authors By Jesse Published December 13, 2022
Cracked's New Game Show Where Comedians Guess The Origins Of Insane Images (VIDEO) Welcome, to PictoFacts! Authors By Jesse Published November 29, 2022
How Did We All Miss This Twisty Horror Movie? (VIDEO) Was it the government? It was the government wasn't it? Authors By Jesse, Zanandi Botes, Jordan Breeding Published October 20, 2022
The Single Craziest Horror Movie Ever (VIDEO) We found it! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published October 13, 2022
The First Haunted House In Space (VIDEO) Guest-starring Jason Pargin! Authors By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published October 06, 2022
Hey, Remember Josh Hartnett? (VIDEO) Anybody remember Josh Hartnett? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published September 29, 2022
