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7 Clearly Fake News Stories That Fooled The Mainstream Media
This would be funnier if it wasn't so sad. It's hilaritragic.
Notable Comment: "I like how half the commenters are debating Fox news while the other half debate how many midgets it would take to kill a lion. That's cracked right there."Thanks, Paymenomind, that's beautiful.
Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise.
Only Cracked is bold enough to point out the plot holes and scientific inaccuracies in a television show from thirty years ago.
Notable Comment:"My favorite part of the article was when I scrolled past the final picture, there was an add for PlentyOfFish asking "Are you Single?" It's almost as if they're implying something about Star Trek fans... " Skyman299, no one was implying anything.
10 Popular Porn Scenarios That Seem Highly Implausible.
Pornography is the opiate of the masses, but even opium can have an implausible premise. We're not sure what we were trying say here..
Notable Comment:"I scream! You scream! We all scream for pre-teen!" CodyCastor; Advocate for Ephebophilia.
Star Trek's 6 Most Ridiculous Alien Races
We don't care what this article says. The most implausible thing in the Star Trek series is the existence of someone as simultaneously sexy and dashing as Captain Picard.
Notable Comment: "Wow is Cracked getting paid for all this Star Trek promotion they're doing? It's getting almost obscene." Shit, drew081886 is onto us.
The 6 Greatest Battlefield Mindfucks.
This whole article makes us want to play some Dynasty Warriors.
Notable Comment: "There was a question which mentioned the Tet Offensive on an exam I took today... If I hadn't read this article this morning and had chosen to study for the exam like I should've, I would've gotten that question wrong... Just goes to show you that procrastination and laziness pay off... " Cracked: Better Than College.
The Easy Way To Make Your Cat Fun Again
No animals were harmed during the making of this film.
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15 Holidays They Need To Invent.
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Still better than the second movie.
We tell our children we're at a swingers party.
My other car is my mom's.
This spacecycle has everything Star Trek lovers could ever need. "Where's the bitch seat?" As I said before, this spacecycle has everything...
The earlier, less evolved t-rex's were the first of the dinosaurs to go extinct. Scientist relate their weakspot to that of a level 1 boss.
The gay dinosaur had only one natural enemy, the evangelical southern baptist asteroid.
Tickets are 2.50, but the nightmares are free!
Say whatever you want. They're still better than Coldplay.
Head off! Apply directly to neck stump. Head off!
Sometimes you may feel a little lightheaded.
They laughed at me at the sign factory when I submitted this design. Well who's laughing now, huh? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??!!
And they say Monday has a 70% chance of Lexuses.
Driving tests in the future will be extremely difficult.
Introducing the new Trojan Conedomes... What do you mean that was a typo?!
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.