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15 Believe-It-Or-Not Facts That Awoke Something In Us
Kentucky has enough bourbon to give every resident their own barrel.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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By The Numbers: 11 Facts About the NRA
Don't take our word for it. Take these numbers.
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- By Shea
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15 Larger Than Life Facts That Made Our Brains Shiver
Lincoln’s bodyguard left to get a drink at the worst time.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Bonkers News Stories That Really Chowdered Our Clams
Yep, HOAs are exactly as terrible as we all thought.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Just Hit Different
Ah yes, 1995. ‘Batman Forever’ was playing in theaters, and Mississippi ratified the amendment ending slavery.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Very, Very Good Facts That Made Our Mothers Proud
Bring back the old 7 Up recipe with the mood-stabilizers, please.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Just Tell Me If I Should Care About Monkeypox
I don't need a history of the disease. Just tell me if I can go to the gym.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Terrific Facts That Really Tanned Our Hides
Who’s cleaning up after police horses? It ain't the police.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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14 Amazing and Strange Animal Trivia Tidbits
Mice Enjoy Running on Hamster Wheels in the Wild
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- By Andrea Meno
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15 Animal Facts That Are Too Wild To Tame
Oh, to hibernate for three years like a snail.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Unreal Stories From The Latest News Cycle
MyPillow’s Mike Lindell is still waging war against the Bird App.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Tantalizing Facts That Released The Good Chemicals In Our Brain
They’ll have to pry our ‘funeral strippers’ out of our cold, dead hands.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Now-You-Know Facts For Everyday Use
The lunar moth has no mouth, and a week to freak before it dies.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Unusual News Scoops That Really Creased Our Bifolds
NASA is sliding into alien DMs with nudes.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Tidbits Really That Rolled Our Oats
The longest animal on the planet is a huge worm. Sweet dreams!
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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