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15 Things The Universe Wants Us To Know
The Silent Man is the UK’s most enigmatic criminal.
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15 Now-You-Know Facts, Free Of Charge
What if we kissed under the Worm Moon?
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Apparently 99% Of Air Is Now Unhealthy To Breathe
Gas mask stocks to the moon!
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Weird News Stories That Give Us Grave Concern For Humanity
Forget gas prices, the nation is running out of hunks.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Bonkers News Stories That Make Us Wonder If We’re The Weird Ones
Tourists are being armed against hungry ocean birds.
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Google And Bosses Everywhere Want You Back Wasting Time In Person
You have to drive 45 minutes so you can sit and sigh on OUR toilets!
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Positive News Stories That (Slightly) Redeemed The News For Us
Jeff Bezos’ ex is making him look even worse than previously thought possible.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Little Known Facts That Are Real Head Turners
Did Lady Diana know what was going to happen to her?
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Amazon Goes Full Orwell With List Of Banned Words Among Workers
I'm concerned about the ethics of this. Oops, I mean I'm REDACTED about the REDACTED of this.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Elon Musk, Twitter's Lamest User, Is Now Its Biggest Shareholder
Get ready for an absolutely EPIC buyout, le memelords!
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Rocked Us Like A Hurricane
If you’re going to Mars, wipe your feet.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Jacked Up Our Brains
We’ll hold on to these facts until pop culture trivia pushes them out.
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Hard-Boiled Our Brains
Pigeon milk can’t be any worse than oat milk.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Dropped The Boom On Us
Thank the British for Fried Hostess.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Incredible Insights Into Our Collective Reality
Metallica’s most popular song is probably not what you think.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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