15 Positive News Stories That (Slightly) Redeemed The News For Us
If this letter doesn't get to you, the killer will. I was the only one who survived. I'll be safe from him because he has no idea what I know (he's an old wizard with a bad case of amnesia). If you do find the book, take it straight to my friend, Gorgon (he knows who killed me). You need to hide it before this guy shows up. He's called the Warlock King and his name is... I don't want to say that here because I'm afraid for your life if you write it down. But it rhymes with "Tyr." He can make fire come out of people's heads! He'll try to stop you from finding the book or killing anyone associated with it.
The one thing that can save you is inscribing a magic circle while repeating positive thoughts aloud. To help you do that, I've included this list of fifteen wholesome facts from another dimension that I've found in an old spellbook: