T. S. Obiech

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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January 26, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)

World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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January 19, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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January 12, 2016

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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January 05, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)

Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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December 15, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)

Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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December 08, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)

A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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November 24, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/17)

The news can seem like a crossover between the 'Saw' franchise and 'Groundhog Day.'

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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November 17, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)

Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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November 10, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/3)

Following the news is like reading a superhero comic in which the heroes actually stay dead.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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November 03, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/27)

Forget Kim Kardashian's bum. Star Wars: The Force Awakens is breaking the internet.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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October 27, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/6)

The news is like a 'Walking Dead' spinoff where they've replaced the zombies with assholes.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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October 06, 2015

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/29)

The news is kind of like a creepy cult leader who makes a convincing case that the world is going to end next month, until you realize he's been saying the same thing for 40 years.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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September 29, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/22)

The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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September 22, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/15)

Sometimes watching the news can feel like you're seeing an anti-Earth propaganda film produced by aliens.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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September 15, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/8)

The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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September 08, 2015

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)

Judging from the news, the world is like a disaster movie, only without the last few scenes where everybody escapes.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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September 01, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)

Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in 'Se7en.'

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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August 25, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/18)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to drink from a fire hose, only instead of a hydrant it's hooked up to a sewer line.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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August 18, 2015

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/11)

The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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August 11, 2015