Cracked Archive - Celebrities
14 Absolutely Horrible Quotes from Beloved Celebrities
Take famous foot, insert in celebrity mouth.
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- By Matt Solomon
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20 Fascinating Facts About The Life And Legacy Of Stephen King
Wonder if that means he's never watched "13 Ghosts."
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- By Zanandi Botes
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14 Celebrities You Hoped Wouldn’t Show Up On Tik Tok (But Here They Are Anyway)
Dad, you’re embarrassing me.
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- By Matt Solomon
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SHOCKING: Kanye West Doesn't Release An Album When He Said He Would
A Kanye album? Delayed? Who could have ever seen this coming?!?
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Celebrities Who Do Truly Weird Stuff On Social Media
Some celebs are secretly amazing dancers.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Twitter CEO Says Bitcoin Will Create 'World Peace'
Jack Dorsey for Miss America!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dolly Parton Recreates 1978 'Playboy' Cover In a Sweet Birthday Gift For Her Husband
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Impossibly Weird Things Michael Jackson Never Quite Accomplished
The only thing weirder than the stuff he did... was the stuff he wanted to do.
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- By Jesse
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At A Glance: 14 Eminem Facts For All The Stans
Love 'em or hate 'em, you still know Em.
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- By Shea
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Jeff Bezos's Takeaway From Space Trip is That We Should Pollute The Solar System
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Celebrity Hobbies That Don’t Get A Lot Of Coverage
Turns out, Kristen Stewart totally golfs in her free time.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Uh, Well, We Should Probably Talk About Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan is inescapable. He matters, unfortunately, because of his influence.
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- By Mark Hill
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Nicolas Cage Says A Mutual Love of Flying Squirrels Led Him To His Fifth wife
Cage's romance is truly *nuts* ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Bizarro Celebrity Facts That Sound Like Mad Libs
We had no idea just how much Bill Murray liked to party
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- By Jesse
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14 Bizarro Talents The Celebs Have Been Hiding From Us
Everyone needs to stop mailing Kesha their teeth, like, yesterday
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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