carly.tennes
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- carly.tennes
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- September 02, 2020
About Me
Andrew Garfield Sounds Off On Allegedly Leaked Pics From 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Set
Here's what the ex-Spider-Man had to say about the MCU rumor mill.
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What The Hell Is Going On With Nicki Minaj?
Swollen nuts, Met Galas, and Barbz -- oh my.
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'Beaning' Is The New Flaming Bag Of Crap On The Porch
You've heard of TP-ing, but are you ready for 'Beaning?'
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Yes, Spider-Man and Venom Will Face Off, 'Let There Be Carnage' Director Says
“Whatever, as long as it’s not Topher Grace.” - Spider-Man, probably
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Cara Delevingne's 'Peg The Patriarchy' Vest Seriously Sucks
Because nothing sticks with the Met Gala's theme of 'American Independence' quite like allegedly stealing from a small creator.
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Portland Out-Flanders 'The Simpsons' Ned Flanders
"Howdily Doodily, Bridger-ino!" Ned Flanders, probably.
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9 Of The Met Gala's Weirdest Looks, Reviewed
If there's one thing Cracked is definitively known for -- aside from being the internet's only comedy website -- it's our expert fashion reviews. From Frank Ocean's 'Shrek' baby to AOC's taxation dress, we break down the night's wildest looks.
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NYT OpEd Celebrates Labor Day By Proving It Knows Nothing About Sex Work
Pro Tip: Before speaking for all 42 million sex workers, maybe try actually listening to one.
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Daniel Radcliffe Is 32, Sorry
"When I tell people that I am 30, people, they go sort of pale. They look like Inception at the beach at the end when they’ve aged a thousand years."
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CBS To Launch Most Punchable Reality Show Ever, 'The Activist'
"Sarah, your TikTok dance was atrocious. Those impoverished children will just have to starve, now." - Julianne Hough, probably
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