Carly Tennes

We've Got An Exclusive Regarding SpongeBob SquarePants's Atomic Origin Story

It seems our favorite animated underwater fry cook may actually live in a *radioactive* pineapple under the sea.

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By Carly Tennes

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September 02, 2021

Please Don't Listen to Joe Rogan

Especially not now.

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By Carly Tennes

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September 02, 2021

Seinfeld Will Return To Streaming After A Long Summer Of No George

George-less summer is over -- it's time for 'hot Seinfeld fall.'

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By Carly Tennes

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September 01, 2021

Darth Vader Leaks From 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Are Here And They're Creepy As Hell

This will be a day long remembered -- for its unsettling 'Star Wars' leaks.

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By Carly Tennes

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September 01, 2021

Xbox Exec Begs Gamers Not To Name Their Children 'Game Pass'

Bad news if you love subjecting innocent children to a lifetime of public humiliation *and* hate paying for Game Pass.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 31, 2021

Tony Hawk and Lil Nas X Prove They Have No Bad Blood After TikTok Skateboard Session

After all, blood is thicker than water -- or bloody skateboards and satanic sneakers.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 31, 2021

John Cho Says He Took His 'Cowboy Bebop' Role 'Deadly Seriously,' Tore His ACL on Set

Ouch.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 30, 2021

Like Edward, 'Twilight' Never Dies (But It Shows Up In Times Like Ours)

Hang tight, spider monkey -- 'Twilight' mania is back -- and here to stay.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 30, 2021

Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed

It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 27, 2021

Anti-Abortion Site Being Trolled— Er, Ogred By Shrek Fans

The heroes we need *and* deserve.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 27, 2021

OnlyFans Reverses Controversial Decision To Ban 'Explicit' Content

Presumably losing most of your patrons/income is never a great business move.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 25, 2021

Nirvana Sued By The Baby From Cover of 'Nevermind'

Move over, Teen Spirit -- it smells like a 'Nevermind' lawsuit

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By Carly Tennes

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August 25, 2021

NBC Exec On 'The Office' Reboot: 'We're Standing By' For 'Whenever' Creator Greg Daniels Is Ready

*grabs jell-o stapler*

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By Carly Tennes

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August 24, 2021

WaPo Columnist Says Indian Food Is Made With One Spice, Gets Roasted By The Entire Internet

"ummm, what?" - anyone with tastebuds reading the OpEd, probably.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 24, 2021

WandaVision's Elizabeth Olsen on Scarlett Johansson Suing Disney: ‘Good For You, Scarlett’

Avengers, assemble!

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By Carly Tennes

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August 23, 2021

Soon-To-Be-Ex NY Lawmaker Andrew Cuomo, Reportedly Left His Dog Behind After Leaving Governor's Mansion

Big Ted Cruz Energy.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 23, 2021

Boat That Blocked The Suez, Disrupted Global Trade, Gets Second Chance

If at first, you don't succeed in navigating a boat through the Suez canal, causing a several-day aquatic traffic backup and arguably an international incident, try, try again

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By Carly Tennes

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August 20, 2021

Ok, Can LeVar Burton Host 'Jeopardy!' Now?

We'll take 'Reasons Why LeVar Burton Should Be Jeopardy!'s New Host' for $1,000.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 20, 2021

Larry David Allegedly 'Screamed' At Lawyer Alan Dershowitz in a Martha's Vineyard Grocery Store

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By Carly Tennes

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August 19, 2021

Inside Walt Disney World's Most Infamous EPCOT Heist

Here's what an abandoned thrill ride, an NBA star, and $7,000 of stolen Haunted Mansion costumes all have to do with the disappearance of one of EPCOT's most iconic figures.

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By Carly Tennes

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August 19, 2021