Carly Tennes
Tenacious D Covers 'The Time Warp' In New 'Rock-y The Vote' Campaign
The classic spooky season song is back -- with an election-year twist.
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Government Cancels Plan To Vaccinate Santa Early
It looks like some government officials may be getting coal in their stockings this year ...
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Thanks, 'Borat': Kazakhstan Adopts "Very Nice" Tourism Slogan
Kazakhstan -- the best place for you to take your wife.
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Murder Hornets Are Back, And More Murder Hornet-y Than Ever
Mover over M. Night Shyamalan, the writers of 2020 are back with yet another twist.
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Who Exactly Is The Internet's Dancing Pumpkin Man?
He has to be doing *something* when he's not dancing to 'Ghostbusters' or that one trap version of 'Spooky Scary Skeletons'
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Couple Who Met at Dunkin' Donuts Just Got Married -- At The Dunkin' Donuts Drive Through
Here comes the bride -- and the donuts.
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New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines
Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.
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Massive 2,000-Year-Old Cat Drawing Discovered In Peru
Ancient drawings of giant cats -- the one thing we actually need more of this year.
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2020-Themed Christmas Ornaments Are Now A Thing, I Guess
Move over, sexy hand sanitizer Halloween costumes, Christmas this year comes complete with glittery toilet paper ornaments.
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Quibi Founder Reportedly Advised Ex-Workers To Listen To 'Trolls' Song Amid Layoffs
Because as everyone knows, nothing heals the pain of losing your job amid a pandemic and global recession quite like an upbeat pop song from a children's film, right?
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"Get Out" Star, Daniel Kaluuya Shares More Details on Gritty 'Barney' Reboot
Could the purple dinosaur be the 'compelling modern-day hero' we need in 2020?
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Rudy Giuliani Puts His Hands Down His Pants, Seemingly Flirts With Fake Reporter In 'Borat 2'
The footage paints a less-than 'very nice' portrait of the former NYC mayor.
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Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually
And we thought we were into bad boys ...
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Peanuts' Holiday Specials Won't Air On TV This Year
2020: The year we swapped
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Nicolas Cage Says He Only Gambled Once, Won $20,000, and Immediately Donated His Prize To An Orphanage
It turns out Nic Cage is a much better gambler than his character in 'Honeymoon in Vegas.'
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A Redditor Says They Made Twitter's Infamous Allegra Allergy Chicken
Allergy medication, it's finger-lickin' good! (for legal purposes, this is a joke)
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Apparently, Different Animals Keep Evolving Into Crabs
Seems a bit shellfish, don't you think?
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An Eleven-Year-Old Louisiana Boy Steals And Crashes School Bus, Taunting Officers
Bart Simpson would be proud.
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Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A "Workcation"
Need a break from the WFH life? Try WFFW (work from ferris wheel).
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The Sanderson Sisters Are Back In New
It may have felt like 300 years, but the Sanderson sisters are finally back -- and spookier than ever.
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