Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom? Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
Asbestos, Canada Struggles to Find a Name Better Than 'Asbestos' Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
The Mods of New Jersey's Official Twitter Account Deserves A Raise Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 22, 2020
Flights To Nowhere Are Now A Thing Because 2020 All the stress of air travel, without any of the vacation destinations! Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 22, 2020
The Actual Reason Costco's Hot Dog And Soda Combo Is $1.50 Several billion years from now, a hot dog and a soda will cost $1.50 at Costco. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 21, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Played Fantasy Baseball (And Talked Trash) Even RBG had her savage moments, especially when it came to fantasy sports. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 21, 2020
A Bunny Expert Classifying Rabbits Is Oddly Hypnotic, Wholesome Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 21, 2020
'Hype Houses' Are Just Zoomer Communes I'll take 'Late-Stage Capitalism' for 500, Alex. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 18, 2020
Broke Rat-Man Chuck E. Cheese Seeks To Destroy 7 Billion Prize Tickets That's almost enough for one large stuffed animal! Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 17, 2020
Taco Bell Now Sells 'Jalapeño Noir' Wine Because Reality Is Melting There's so much to taco 'bout here, folks. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 17, 2020
Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?' Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 17, 2020
Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 17, 2020
In 2020, Everybody Working From Home Is 'BBC Dad' There are two kinds of people in the world --- those who have had a Robert Kelly moment since working remotely, and liars. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 16, 2020
The Internet's Current Obsession: Dumb Reasons For Getting Dumped Jerry Seinfeld walked, so we could run ... out of these questionable relationships. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 16, 2020
The Mansion From 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' Is Now On Airbnb Get ready for the freshest '90s staycation of all time. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 15, 2020
'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020 If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 15, 2020
And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure Canada's sweetheart covering a Teddy Bear convention? Talk about PANDAmonium! Hey-yo! Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 14, 2020
The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed) For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 14, 2020
