It seems Twitter co-founder and Rasputin cosplayer, Jack Dorsey has found his next venture – competing alongside 51 bikini-clad women to earn the chance of becoming Miss America, a notion solely based on his classic beauty pageant remarks asserting Bitcoin will singlehandedly catalyze world peace while speaking at “The ₿ Word” webinar earlier this week. 

“My hope is that it creates world peace or helps create world peace,” the social media titan explained to the fellow entrepreneurs on his panel, including Tesla CEO Elon Musk and Ark Invest founder, Cathie Wood, when asked how he imagines Bitcoin can change the world. “We have all these monopolies off balance and the individual doesn’t have power and the amount of cost and distraction that comes from our monetary system today is real and it takes away attention from the bigger problems,” he continued, per CNBC.

Although Dorsey admitted that his view of the crypto “may sound a little bit ridiculous," in what may be the closest thing to self-awareness any billionaire has expressed this week, he maintained his notion that the act of fixing the “foundational level” of the issue will ensure that “everything else above it improves in such a dramatic way." 

“It’s going to be long-term, but my hope is definitely peace," he continued. 

So, folks, here's to Dorsey, the true Miss Congeniality of the crypto world. 

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