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The 7 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature
Sure, a lot of nature's creatures seem harmless, but then they open their mouths.
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- By Warren Tilson, Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
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5 Real People Who Got Screwed by Famous Movies Based on Them
Sometimes things are changed for a good reason -- and other times they just flat-out lie and make real people look like evil, cowardly, petty douchebags for the heck of it.
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- By Orrin R. K., Jim Ciscell
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Cracked Round-Up: Merkin Appreciation Day
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Kids Who Kick Ass at Stuff They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Do
Every parent dreams of having a kid who's a genius, or a star athlete, or something else that makes them famous by proxy. But not everything can be gymnastics and violins.
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- By Eddie Rodriguez, Dennis Fulton
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5 Scientific Ways the Internet is Dividing Us
The Internet is turning us on each other. The worse news? It's not getting better any time soon.
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- By Dennis Hong, J.F. Sargent
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The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Put into Action
Apparently, sometimes marketing people just show up to work drunk and hand over complete creative control to people who actively hate their company.
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- By Eric Yosomono, Chris Rio, Evan V. Symon , Jack Hall
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The 5 Most Adorable Stories in the History of War
There are two places you'll never expect to find stories of cuteness: the toilet and warfront. But, well, here we are.
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- By Dustin Koski, R. Jason Benson, Adam Koski
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6 One-of-a-Kind Things You Won't Believe Had Duplicates
They say that there's nothing new under the sun, and that applies to more things than you realize.
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- By Xavier Jackson
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5 Light-Hearted Movies With Dark Moral Implications
Writers will often do everything possible to avoid pointing out the troubling implications of their innocent plot ... but don't worry, that's what we're here for.
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- By Bill Summerson, Brendan Bourque-Sheil, Chris Hyde
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11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use (Part 2)
There comes a point where making your life easier just isn't worth the humiliation.
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- By Tracy V.
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5 Famous Movies That Shamelessly Ripped Off Obscure Ones
The only problem with a remake is that they don't actually credit the obscure movie they are remaking (or, you know, pay them for the rights).
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- By Robin Warder
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5 Iconic Traits of Fictional Characters (That Are B.S.)
These characters' primary trait exists only in the form of people in the show telling us, despite all evidence to the contrary.
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- By Steve Hanley
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The 5 Stupidest Looking Superpowers in the Animal Kingdom
Here's to the Toxic Avengers of the Animal Kingdom.
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- By Kier Harris, Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
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Cracked Round-Up: Zombie Apocalypse Scare Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Celebrities Who Invented Amazing Things on the Side
Most of us are lucky if we can make it through life with even one outstanding talent. But some just aren't content with that.
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- By Adam Wears
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