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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
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- By Robert Evans
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1274 If Bruce Wayne Had a More Normal Childhood [COMIC]
Man, Gotham's lucky Bruce Wayne encountered that giant bat ...
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- By Space Avalanche
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6 Absurd Movie and TV Plot Twists (That Really Happened)
Some of the most outlandish plot twists Hollywood pulls didn't come from the booze-soaked mind of a hack writer; they came right from the damn newspaper.
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- By Dan Seitz
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Why Being 'Attractive' Isn't Worth It [PIE CHARTS]
The downside of being an attractive woman, and being a typical man.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Species)
It turns out that all of our bad habits came about for a reason, and in order to become nature's biggest winners, we first had to act like pretty big losers.
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- By Nathan Birch
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Cracked Round-Up: Snowstorm Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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8 Romantic Songs You Didn't Know Were About Rape
There are some love songs hidden away in the folds of the Billboard Top 40 that seem to be about the kind of love you have in an alley with the assistance of an ether soaked rag.
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- By Ian Fortey
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The 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make
Just when you think a horror series is dead, it'll rise from the grave in some new, grotesque-yet-unintentionally-ridiculous form.
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- By S Peter Davis
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5 Romantic Ways To Get Revenge on That Special Someone
The most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit your childish needs, we've created the following list of revenge techniques, sure to mildly annoy your one time lover.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 5 Most Widely Believed WWII Facts (That Are Bullshit)
Roosevelt DIDN'T kill the dinosaurs? Weird.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture Influences The Real World
Next time your balls are being tased by the police, blame it on books.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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6 Global Corporations Started by Their Founder's Shitty Luck
These are the global empires that only struck gold because fate forced them to at gunpoint.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of
Why, you little shit.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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What Happens When You Take The Red Pill (Outside the Matrix)
In ther real world, neither would be the better choice.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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7 Insane Ways Music Affects The Body (According to Science)
Turns out music does more than just show the world you're a terrible dancer.
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- By Anthony Jurado
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