Why Being 'Attractive' Isn't Worth It [PIE CHARTS]

Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

In this installment of his Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us the downside of being an attractive woman, and being a typical man.

Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Lower Rungs You Never See of an Evil Crime Syndicate ,The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.

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