How NOT To Get Revenge On Your Ex

By Winston Rowntree February 2, 2009 343,378 views

Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

Today, we bring you the second installment of an original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating here on Cracked.

Actually, if the first two panels sound like a good idea, don't read the third. Just take it from us that it all works out.

Check out last week's update, in which Winston showed you How To Win At Panhandling.

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46 Comments

WHAAHAHHAHAAA AWESOME!!!!!!

9/23/2009 4:45:00 AM

Portalian

You sure that a man does this? I know LOTS of women that would.

4/8/2009 12:41:20 PM

OrganizedChaos

@POLLY - It's supposed to be someone (possibly Chuck Norris, if the general consensus of the internet is to be believed) pile-driving a shark. The pic was used in a past Cracked list...but I can't remember which one :|

2/6/2009 12:50:44 PM

Alsebra

Worked for me

2/5/2009 11:07:27 AM

MikeRotch

Kid trips out after trip to dentist: the REMIX! hilarious!!! I'll have what he's having...

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=5690823d30d15269a980&page=1&viewtype=&category=rf

2/4/2009 9:14:05 PM