How To Win at Panhandling

Why am I so tempted to try this...?

8/20/2009 9:36:17 AM

DangerChocomog

Sweet! The younger guy has a Prodigy skull cap!

8/19/2009 7:21:16 PM

SolidLuigi

who says panhandling ain't a job?

5/7/2009 4:37:52 PM

The_Walkin_Dude

Haha thats so good

2/22/2009 11:07:22 PM

NeoValour

Nice.

1/28/2009 6:23:40 AM

AmbroseKali

Like it a lot,is that a "lost cat! we need him for dinner" poster?

1/28/2009 5:36:55 AM

astraybuffet

i like the flyer in the background better than the actual joke.

1/27/2009 4:18:24 PM

checkminus

Whoa-ho, dude, now you owe that crackhead 100 bones.

1/27/2009 3:54:32 PM

lol_alf

lol at continuity errors

1/27/2009 3:28:53 PM

d0ink

Likee

1/27/2009 1:46:32 PM

milky_joe

There's snot flying out of my face right now.

1/27/2009 8:58:17 AM

colin_in_sick

He earn those $100

1/27/2009 8:46:02 AM

Binak_Algo

Heh heh. That's funny. I wish some beggars are that awesome.

1/27/2009 2:17:45 AM

mJCa

like i said before, white ninja is good in small doses... but this totally kicks its ass. cracked has finally listened to the people.

1/27/2009 12:53:45 AM

exploding_girl

Am I Serious? What a strategy

1/27/2009 12:25:18 AM

riv

Heheheheh. I wish real panhandlers were that awesome. I would feel good about giving them money. If I gave them money. I don't see panhandlers where I live anymore.

But if I did, I'd say what my dad always said when he was on the road going through big cities and somebody asked him for money. "Forget a few dollars--you're hungry, I'll buy you breakfast." That way, he could always separate the ones who wanted drug or booze money from the ones who actually were hungry.

1/27/2009 12:25:16 AM

Wynne

It's easy to have sex 30 times a day when u are in prison and being raped by big black guys duh!

1/26/2009 11:40:12 PM

Imonarollagay

@ gayinator, it was just a joke gayboy

1/26/2009 9:05:37 PM

Samo

@Pigdick again (forgot something): You do realize that that much sex would basically exhaust all your sperm, without giving you time to fully generate another batch? You'd be blowing out mostly water or just nothing after a while

1/26/2009 8:27:38 PM

TheGayinator

Epic. Simply epic. I would be tempted to pay the hobo. But I'd be more tempted to kick him in the groin.


@Pigdick: I hope that was hyperbole. Besides the fact that your average human (males especially) would suffer a number of nasty side effects from that, like lowered immunities, joint problems, and severe skin and muscle tears, most people (i think) have too much endurance to have time for 30 rounds of sex a day. Unless one several hour long session counts as more than one, which it shouldn't.

1/26/2009 8:25:40 PM

TheGayinator