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The Circle of Life: Jocks vs. Nerds

By Winston Rowntree February 9, 2009 302,702 views
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Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

Today, we bring you the third installment of an original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating here on Cracked.

Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.



Noodle_Mama, don't call me racist for saying this and if you do you're more of an idiot than I thought you were... I HATE people- not just black people - who act like the only people who ever get discriminated against are black people. SO SHUT THE f**k UP YOU f*****g MORON

8/3/2009 5:56:02 PM
ansem1a1

Awesome win :D

6/20/2009 7:25:42 AM
27GV

Bravo.

5/4/2009 3:44:17 PM
MikeMack

hey, noodle_mama, or whatever the f**k your name is. Anyone can be racist, or disciminatory. Being black (or any minority) is not an excuse. f**k...gotta' love the only white people are racist logic of dumbasses.

and the guy abouve you, if he is serious, may be a racist scumsucker, but at least he doesn't use a retarded excuse like "I'm black, I can't be racist". f**k...grow up...

4/7/2009 12:23:10 PM
crackeduser

Oh, hey. Sup, racists. You're still racists regardless of whether or not you're a minority. Fun how that doesn't actually give you immunity, huh? :D

4/1/2009 6:46:04 PM
Cheesy74

You can also replace nerds with Asian folk and jocks with white folk and it works, except Asians never get caught

3/30/2009 4:15:14 PM
driznit

If you replace jocks with black people and nerds with white people it still makes sense.
Im black, don't call me a racist

2/18/2009 2:58:47 PM
noodle_mama

hahaha funny

2/16/2009 1:52:49 PM
Silversoul

haha...awesome.

2/12/2009 8:41:25 PM
iheartjihad

Most webcomics are an acquired taste, but I loved these right off the bat

2/10/2009 8:11:24 PM
dylancholy

ha, ha... oh, winston, where do you get your wonderful insights? what's that, you say? you... you pull them from your ass? that's not good

2/10/2009 4:59:30 PM
lol_alf

Huzzah, this was awesome! Although being a dweeby fellow myself, I can't say I approve of the allegations made against me. Or the inevitable sodomy.

2/10/2009 4:20:43 PM
Pedgerow

I thought this was funny. But I always thought nerds were more Mountain-Dew-and-weed than Cocaine-and-hookers. Maybe I just haven't dated enough RICH nerds...

2/10/2009 12:18:15 PM
greengoddess

Psshaw. I'm a nerd, noting like that happens to me. ;-;

2/10/2009 10:44:39 AM
Nikacho

The other two were quite funny. This one wasnt at all

2/10/2009 10:21:37 AM
hybridtheorist

its not even close to funny

2/10/2009 9:34:12 AM
urbancowgirl

leave BeanBurrito alone he makes a good point xD

2/10/2009 9:32:44 AM
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2/10/2009 8:25:29 AM
zhugeliang

This was amusing in a way, but also really depressing.

2/10/2009 6:59:42 AM
Wynne

chrispy, they're never satisfied when it comes to comics. If it doesn't have them on their ass, they're not satisfied. I don't expect more than a smirk from a comic strip to be honest, and I got a chuckle out of this. I liked it.

2/10/2009 3:34:24 AM
Caden
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