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- Real Name:
- Cezary
- Member Since:
- November 27, 2008
About Me
Cezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist and editor. Follow him on Twitter @ostrichson
We Gender Swapped Snu Snu And Should Probably Go To Jail (VIDEO)
RIP our pelvises.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Ali Gordon
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4 Genius Ways To Sneak Dirty Jokes Into Movies (VIDEO)
Wanna learn how the pros do it?
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Why Is American Chocolate So Gross? (VIDEO)
Hey, at least the child slaves are all grown up now!
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4 Better Versions Of Your Favorite Movies And Shows (VIDEO)
Tired of J.K. Rowling? We've got you covered.
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5 Reasons Why 'Batman Beyond' Has Endured All These Years
Does 'Batman Beyond' still hold up?
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Louie Anderson's 'Life with Louie' Walked So Netflix's 'F Is for Family' Could Run
Why a mostly forgotten ‘90s cartoon is the best way to remember Louie Anderson.
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Why Are Superhero Shows And Movies Ashamed Of Using Costumes?
When even a green suit is too much for you, maybe you’re not the best person to be telling these stories?
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The Cowards at NBC Are Rebooting ‘Quantum Leap’
Unless it’s a standalone, shot-for-shot remake of that one episode where Sam leaps into a chimp, we’re not interested.
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Reasons To Be Excited About The New 'Justified' Limited Series
Like bourbon, the original show tasted like a warm summer day, and we want another shot, dammit.
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4 Surprising Awful Sides Of Life As A Medieval King
Being a medieval king straight up sucked.
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