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- Cezary
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- November 27, 2008
About Me
Cezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist and editor. Follow him on Twitter @ostrichson
Of Course Nicolas Cage Is Universal's New Dracula
There are only two pieces of movie news we care about now. One of them is this. The other one’s not any other piece of movie news.
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The UK's Weird Christmas Obsession With The Pogues' 'Fairytale Of New York'
Just how much schadenfreude is involved in the song’s popularity among the Brits?
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4 Terrible Movie Franchises That Could Be Fixed With One Small Change (VIDEO)
Hollywood makes a lot of bad movies, but we're here to help.
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The 4 Great Manslayers: Japan's Badass Samurai Assassins
A group of elite assassins who went down in history.
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Superheroes Have Some Weirdo Food Obsessions
Hulk may smash, but Hulk definitely also rip with what he’s eating.
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3 Incredible Acting Feats That Deserve Their Own Awards (VIDEO)
The Oscars and Golden Globes are stupid because they don't include these specific acting awards.
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'The Punisher': Why Every Movie And TV Show Failed So Hard
Frank Castle’s story is more complicated than you think, though not in the way you think.
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'Black. White.': Ice Cube's Reality Show That Won An Emmy (For Blackface)
You have to understand, the world was so much different in, uh, 2006? Wait, what?
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The 'Bright' Anime Is Beautifully Well Made (But Totally Misses The Point)
There is a way to fix ‘Bright’ (2017) but this ain’t it.
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Brendan Fraser: Surprisingly Great At Playing Villains
Turns out that one of the most huggable Hollywood celebs is actually great at portraying bad guys.
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