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- Real Name:
- Cezary
- Member Since:
- November 27, 2008
About Me
Cezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist and editor. Follow him on Twitter @ostrichson
'The Emperor's New Groove' Could Have Been Disney’s Most Epic Animated Movie
They were going to literally lasso the effing sun …
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How A Jammed Camera Helped Create All Of Science-Fiction
You can both thank and blame a technical glitch for ‘Star Wars’ (depending on the trilogy).
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4 Weirdly Specific Ways Hollywood Thinks About Food (VIDEO)
Hollywood has some truly weird and oddly specific ideas about what food, like, MEANS, man.
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The Training In 'The Witcher' Cinematic Universe Makes Zero Sense
We have some issues with the new 'Nightmare of the Wolf' animated movie.
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Bane's About to Remind Y'all That He's The Superior Batman
The upcoming Bane project may prove extremely painful-- for the Dark Knight’s pride.
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Michael B. Jordan's 'Superman' Project Has The Potential To Be Pop Culture Defining
Short version: it’s going to be cool and get a lot of dumb people needlessly worked up.
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Before 'Saturday Night Live' There Was 'Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle'
The Not Ready For Prime-Time Players were ready to do a knock-off Tarzan adult cartoon.
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The Subtle Sex Joke Flying Around In 'Dr. Strangelove'
Flyby and chill?
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Looks Like 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Is Based On His Most Hated Comic
“Spider-Man: One More Day” was like if “Godfather III” and “The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull” had a baby … and then killed it. Which kind of happens in the comic.
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Why The Church Of Satan Recommends 'The Snowman' Christmas Special
A snowball may not have a chance in Hell, but a snowman apparently does.
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