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- April 25, 2007
About Me
My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.
4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa
All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)
Despite the venerable legacy of this career, and the utter ubiquity of strip clubs in our modern cityscapes, most people know very little about the realities of dancing naked.
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- By Robert Evans, Amanda Mannen, Meredith, Emily, Salvatore, Layne, Laura, Zooey, Helen
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Why Pulling 'The Interview' Proves We've All Become Cowards
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Activate Your Brain's Writing Lobe (for Money and Fun!)
You don't have to be a writer to write for Cracked. You just have to have something to say.
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- By Robert Evans
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6 Things Movies Get Wrong About Swords (An Inside Look)
This is the closest Cracked will ever get to actual journalism.
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- By Robert Evans, Chris Farrell
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If You've Had a Unique Job or Life, We Want to Hear About It
Some of our best articles are based on personal experiences -- that's why we want yours.
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5 Things It Turns Out You Were Right to Hate About School
Science is just now taking a closer look at these centuries-old school practices, and they're finding out that, hey, they weren't really helpful.
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- By Robert Evans
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8 Election Myths You Probably Believe
Some of what we hate most about the American democratic process aren't flaws at all -- they're actually what make the whole thing tick.
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- By Robert Evans, Kristi Harrison, Jim Avery, Jared Whitley
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5 Weapon Myths You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
You might want to put on some comfy pants and get out a tub of consolation ice cream, because we're about to let you way, way down.
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- By Robert Evans, Chris Radomile, Emir Hadzimuhamedovic
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7 Bizarre Ways You Didn't Know 9/11 Changed the World
Because of 9/11 the world was affected in a number of bizarre, unexpected ways that largely went unreported, for obvious reasons.
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- By Robert Evans, Curren Mcdowell, Justin Crockett
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