Robert Evans
My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.
The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History
We have it better than our ancestors in every way but one: How raging our parties are.
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- By Robert Evans, Jacopo della Quercia
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5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer
It's so hard to think logically about safety. We figure that any time our health or the safety of our children is at stake, it's better safe than sorry. Unfortunately, this leads to a whole lot of well-publicized and often expensive safety measures that are often worthless, or downright dangerous.
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5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal
Some animals crap on the wedding cake while the bride and groom are cutting it, others, crazy and adorable creatures they are, start a war that spans almost three decades.
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- By Robert Evans
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6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana
Attention lawyers: We do not advocate any of this in any way no matter how incredibly awesome it all is.
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- By Robert Evans
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5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.
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- By Robert Evans
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5 Awful Afflictions That Changed The World (For The Better)
Thanks, Incest!
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- By Robert Evans, Philip Moon
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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google
You knew Google would eventually show up on Cracked's 'We Don't Give a Damn' hit list.
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6 Supposedly Ancient Traditions (That Totally Aren't)
Patriotism, sex and money. People will use any reason to create a tradition. Especially the sex part.
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- By Robert Evans, CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
These predators are more prolific than most serial killers. Their attacks are notable both because of the magnitude of the violence and dead-set focus on human beings. Long story short: Don't go outside today.
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5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment
You read that right. You better get your porn now before the whole operation crashes.
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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
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