My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.
It's so hard to think logically about safety. We figure that any time our health or the safety of our children is at stake, it's better safe than sorry. Unfortunately, this leads to a whole lot of well-publicized and often expensive safety measures that are often worthless, or downright dangerous.
Some animals crap on the wedding cake while the bride and groom are cutting it, others, crazy and adorable creatures they are, start a war that spans almost three decades.
These predators are more prolific than most serial killers. Their attacks are notable both because of the magnitude of the violence and dead-set focus on human beings. Long story short: Don't go outside today.
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
