And then there are the non-violent clients who hand over their tips with a healthy side dish of "crazy." Another of the dancers we spoke to -- Zoey -- said one customer tipped her with a package of tube socks. Another guy, "always came in with old-school bra and panties sets, trying to give them to the girls. He just had huge bags in his car full of really ugly lingerie, like something your mom would wear."
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If your reaction to all of this is, "Yeah, men sure are terrible!" know that the female customers can be equally bad, sometimes worse. Zoey and Layne both reported women as being more likely to get "handsy." Zoey remembers one girl who, "... was so handsy with all the dancers, and we're trying to keep her hands off us without seeming like a bitch in front of all these customers. The second or third time she tried to grab my ass, I moved her hand away again and said 'Seriously, you cannot do that, you have to stop,' and she was like, 'Oh what does it matter, you're just a stripper.'"
Still, other than the bullshit from the occasional drunk/crazy dude, this is pretty easy money, right? It's a few hours' work for all the sweaty dollar bills that can fit in a G-string. Well, keep in mind ...