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How Illegal Drugs Saved Our Lives

Authors: By Robert Evans, Brandon Johnson
Published: August 23, 2017

What You Don't Know About The Opiate Epidemic

On this episode of Cracked Gets Personal, Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to three former pain pill addicts.

Authors: By Robert Evans, Brandon Johnson
Published: August 16, 2017

What Emergency Medical Workers Want You To Know

Over the last four years I've asked thousands of people from around the world about the absolute craziest shit that has ever happened to them.

Authors: By Brandon Johnson, Robert Evans
Published: August 16, 2017

How Our Personal Experience Articles Find Comedy In Tragedy

For years, Cracked's Personal Experience section has been home to some of the highest-performing articles on our site.

Authors: By Robert Evans, Brandon Johnson, Alex Schmidt
Published: August 14, 2017

Surprising Insider Realities Of Being Trans In The Military

'When [Trump] said they're a disruption ... he is the one who is disrupting the morale and combat effectiveness of our services by basically throwing away 15,000 very trained, highly capable warriors.

Authors: By Robert Evans, Saundra Sorenson
Published: July 27, 2017

The Actual Truth Behind The Guy Who Got Stuck In An ATM

James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: July 25, 2017

I Stopped A Kidnapping At Work: Why I Then Got Fired

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: July 16, 2017

The Daily Death (And Stupidity) When ISIS Controls Your Town

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: July 12, 2017

Busting The Frauds Who Are Stealing Native American Culture

The problem of hip white people appropriating Native culture actually goes a lot deeper than wearing headdresses at Coachella.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: July 01, 2017

Computers Won't Take Your Jobs, They're Creating New Ones

How dire is the situation of robots taking our jobs? I took a deep dive into the evidence, and sat down with some experts, to try and figure that out.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: June 21, 2017

Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS

What's it like when knife-wielding lunatics are controlling your school curriculum? We went to Mosul to find out.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: June 17, 2017

ISIS's New Strategy Is Stupid Yet Amazingly Effective

Ever since 9/11, the whole world has sort of cringed in anticipation of the next 9/11-scale attack. Turns out we're scared of the wrong thing.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: June 08, 2017

There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters

Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: May 20, 2017

I'm Not Really Royalty: The World Of Nigerian Internet Scams

We talked to 'Ibrahim' -- who was part of a large, sophisticated team of scammers who all lived together in a big house.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: May 01, 2017

My Job Was Telling Bush Things He Didn’t Want To Hear

This is what happens when you have an intellectual throw-down with the most powerful man on earth.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: April 24, 2017

Here's The Trump News We Should Actually Be Talking About

The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: April 06, 2017