Robert Evans
My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.
What You Don't Know About The Opiate Epidemic
On this episode of Cracked Gets Personal, Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to three former pain pill addicts.
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What Emergency Medical Workers Want You To Know
Over the last four years I've asked thousands of people from around the world about the absolute craziest shit that has ever happened to them.
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- By Brandon Johnson, Robert Evans
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How Our Personal Experience Articles Find Comedy In Tragedy
For years, Cracked's Personal Experience section has been home to some of the highest-performing articles on our site.
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- By Robert Evans, Brandon Johnson, Alex Schmidt
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Surprising Insider Realities Of Being Trans In The Military
'When [Trump] said they're a disruption ... he is the one who is disrupting the morale and combat effectiveness of our services by basically throwing away 15,000 very trained, highly capable warriors.
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- By Robert Evans, Saundra Sorenson
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The Actual Truth Behind The Guy Who Got Stuck In An ATM
James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.
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Busting The Frauds Who Are Stealing Native American Culture
The problem of hip white people appropriating Native culture actually goes a lot deeper than wearing headdresses at Coachella.
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Computers Won't Take Your Jobs, They're Creating New Ones
How dire is the situation of robots taking our jobs? I took a deep dive into the evidence, and sat down with some experts, to try and figure that out.
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Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS
What's it like when knife-wielding lunatics are controlling your school curriculum? We went to Mosul to find out.
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ISIS's New Strategy Is Stupid Yet Amazingly Effective
Ever since 9/11, the whole world has sort of cringed in anticipation of the next 9/11-scale attack. Turns out we're scared of the wrong thing.
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There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters
Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.
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I'm Not Really Royalty: The World Of Nigerian Internet Scams
We talked to 'Ibrahim' -- who was part of a large, sophisticated team of scammers who all lived together in a big house.
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My Job Was Telling Bush Things He Didn’t Want To Hear
This is what happens when you have an intellectual throw-down with the most powerful man on earth.
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Here's The Trump News We Should Actually Be Talking About
The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.
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Coat Hangers And ODs: Life Before Abortion Was Legal
Life for women before Roe v. Wade was just as unpleasant as you imagined.
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What I Learned Getting Arrested For Drugs In The Middle East
Things are just little different in Middle Eastern prisons.
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Let's Shine Some Light On The B.S. You Believe About Russia
It's fun to spend a few minutes every day in a fantasy world where Donald Trump is hours away from impeachment, but a fantasy world is all that is.
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4 Ways Trump Outrages Liberals (Obama Got S**t For, Too)
News cycle? More like news CIRCLE. (Get it? Hello?)
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