Robert Evans
My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.
4 Signs President Trump Is Headed For A Hitler-Like Reign
I dove into history books about the rise of the Third Reich to try to build a hypothetical road map to American Fascism.
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Why A New Civil War Will Be Fought By A Thousand Sides
Our way of life here is about nine meals away from anarchy.
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Why Hillary Clinton Is A Sith Lord (To Republicans)
Hating the Clintons isn't just about politics. It's a literal industry.
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6 Things You Learn Living In (And Killing) A Cult
This cult had a rare transition: From crazy to sane. It usually runs the other way, and doesn't stop until the men in white coats take it down with a net.
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The Nasty Realities Of The Political Attack Ad Industry
We sat down with Rick Wilson, a Republican strategist who has helped to craft hundreds of attack ads.
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The Complicated Realities Of Living With A Quicksand Fetish
In 1932, Hollywood introduced the movie-going public to the concept of drowning movie extras in quicksand, and to everybody's surprise, we started masturbating. Here's a closer look at this phenomenon.
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Some Unnerving Facts About Bill Clinton Democrats Ignore
For all the crazy things that have come out of Trump's mouth, there might be one ugly truth: He's probably right about Bill.
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5 Apocalyptic Realities In A Country That's Out Of Food
'I have a mango tree ... This tree is currently saving my life, but might also get me killed soon.'
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Why The Government Is Afraid Of Psychedelic Drugs
Psychedelics, maaaaan! Gateway to the inside of your miiiiiiiind!
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Should Kratom Be Banned? Here's What the Experts Say
I interviewed a spokesman with the DEA, along with four experts in the field, to find out why a whole bunch of people with terrible, chronic pain are about to become criminals.
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5 Things You Learn Being Attacked By The Alt-Right
Warning: Nothing but horror is ahead.
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Why Every Apple Release Has To Be Controversial
Apple stories are the lifeblood of tech news sites.
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How Actual Nazis Are Influencing Trump (More Than He Knows)
In the insanity that is the 2016 election, a few thousand loud, angry, and mostly very young people have found themselves acting, collectively, as some of Donald Trump's most valued advisers.
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What You NEED To Know About Hallucinogenic Salamander Brandy
There's nothing we take more seriously here than fact-checking, so I stole Editor-In-Chief Jack O'Brien's credit card, booked a flight to Slovenia, and spent a week finding out if salamanders make you trip balls.
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Trump May Be Saving His Biggest (Worst) Surprise For Last
It's impossible to predict exactly what kind of dumb, expensive television stunt the Trump campaign might go with. But there's a high probability that it will completely bizarre.
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History Books Told You This (Genius Breakthrough) Was Porn
Warning: Boobs ahead. (But they're science boobs.)
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