Chris Bucholz
Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.
5 Stupid, Stupid Things Humanity Has Shot Into Space
Ever since man first gazed up at the night sky, we knew we'd one day need to put some junk up in it.
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5 Crazy Conspiracy Theories From All Around The World
If there's one thing the Illuminati don't lack, it's ambition.
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5 Heartwarming Stories That Are Also Totally Hilarious
We present the most heartwarming animal stories we could find ... which also come with a nice cool chaser of hilarity.
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7 Backstage Photos That’ll Fill Your Heart With Insane Joy
What if we learned to feel joy again?
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5 Of The Most Insane Dying Wishes In History
Some last requests are rather unreasonable.
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6 Famous Things That Only Exist Thanks To Laziness
Sometimes, the most magical of movie moments is created by a brilliant visionary simply giving up.
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Donald Trump's 6 Very Real, Very Insane Tips For A Good Life
What a rich source of lifestyle advice he would be, if only he'd share this with us.
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5 Street Drugs Your Doctor Might Prescribe You Someday
Drugs are bad, and ... oh wait. It seems the rest of this article says that drugs are good.
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6 Backstage Disasters From Famous Movie Scenes
It takes an awful lot of trickery to make a movie look good.
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5 Reasons Science Fiction Hates Actual Science
Science fiction is cool.
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Why Your Brain Can't Empathize With Large Tragedies
There's a good chance that when you learn about tragedies on television you will care far more about smaller tragedies where only one person died.
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The (Not So) Secret Reason Twitter Keeps Screwing Up
There's obviously a consistent disconnect between Twitter's users and the company itself.
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6 Book Flaws That Make Parents Hate Reading To Their Kids
Baby books already don't get a ton of respect, but some are even worse than you would imagine.
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5 Reasons We Need To Slow The Hell Down On Social Media
Social media is loaded with amazing people, hilarious jokes, and insightful commentary -- any of which can throw everyone into a murderous rage at a moment's notice.
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If You Thought Game Of Thrones Felt Off, You're Not Wrong
We are seeing a collision between two immutable laws of fiction which have lived side by side within the show for years.
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5 Well-Meaning Rules New Parents Will See Blown To Hell
Join me, won't you, on a trip through the shadowy fields of self-deception.
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5 Fictional Supercomputers And How We'd Actually Use Them
Skynet fridges. It's a win-win: we get awesome fridges, and Skynet gets to live.
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6 Ways We Try To Make Sense Of Trump By Simplifying Him
Whether it's as a genius businessman, pawn of the Russians, or Buffoon of the Apocalypse, everyone has their preferred version of Donald Trump.
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5 Awesome Things We Keep Ruining Over And Over And Over
In our relentless pursuit to improve everything, we, more often than not, end up screwing things up entirely.
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All The Possible Problems With ‘Justice League’
Oh, look, there's a ... cyborg?
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