DOB: "Well, I'm not positive, but if I had to wager a guess I'd say Go f**k yourself." Terrific.
SEXAS CHAINSAW ASSACRE!
9 Awesome Places to Have Sex (And the Horrific Consequences)
Sure, we published this list, but that's not gonna stop us from having sex in any of these places. Not for a second.
Notable Comment:Want to hear the sound of a hundred thousand internet nerds making up sexual conquests simultaneously? Check out the comments section!
SCIENCE IS BULLSHIT!
The 6 Ballsiest Scientific Frauds People Actually Fell For
We've been painting mice for years, and we had no idea you could actually make money from it. We were just, you know...doing it.
Notable Comment:DoMe88 says "This is all well and good, but badmouth Two and a Half Men again, and so help me god I will rip your m***********g balls off". Thank you" Geez, that was terrifying. We didn't mean to offend you, we promise, we won't make fun of Two and a Half Men ever again. Yeesh. We haven't seen anyone this angry since Charlie Sheen's agent said "I booked you a gig on a hip new TV show." Ka-Pow! No, but seriously, Two and a Half Men is a perfect show to watch, if you recently underwent major brain surgery, or if you hate yourself or are a cat. Pow Pow Pow! No, but in all honesty, Two and a Half Men is the shittiest thing on TV, even shittier than that time we literally pooped on our TV. Shittier than s**t Ka-POW!