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S.W.A.I.M: The 8 Least Necessary YouTube Tributes

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When not giving guided tours of the YouTube nether-world, Michael is the head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!

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Posted on 11/3/2008 10:57:50 PM

Hey Swaim, Blue98StarWars found out about this, here is his reply:
Like why should I care a stupid low life idiot put my video in his stupid thing. I should do something about copyright but its just a video :P, If I were to do something I would of done something about Sara East and her video about me :P

Posted on 10/21/2008 8:52:00 PM

Two words, Swaim:

f**k me.

Posted on 10/16/2008 7:40:11 PM

Enjoyed this alot, good stuff. I thought it was a good parody of Hate By Numbers.. snazzy neon bar in the background and everything!

Posted on 10/15/2008 11:32:44 PM

OMG how can I have Swaim's bebbes and Gladstone's bebbes ?

Posted on 10/15/2008 10:07:52 PM

HBN is funnier, but Swaim gives the Phillies the best chance to beat the AL in the World Series.

This video reminded me how much I loved Home Improvement. Remember that one episode where Tim acts all cocky and macho, breaks some stuff on his show, pisses off his wife by being a typical guy, then learns a valuable lesson from Wilson that helps him make up with Jill? ABC must have rerun that episode about 200 times!

Posted on 10/15/2008 9:14:43 PM

well the backslash thing... it's like Swaim is reading from the perspective of it printing in front of him, so it IS a forward slash. to him.

Dicks.

Posted on 10/15/2008 8:25:53 PM

Actually this video was not bad :) just made me thank I was never a Home Improvement-Tim Allen-that Dead guy fan ^_^

Posted on 10/15/2008 3:18:18 PM

Those are forward slashes, fool!

Posted on 10/15/2008 6:35:44 AM

I'm neither Yay or Nay1 But I will say I'm a Hate by Numers Fan by heart! (preapares listen to yeah blah blah you blah suck blahh blaaaaaaaaaaaah etc)

Posted on 10/15/2008 6:21:56 AM

Y'know, you don't HAVE to compare us. There isn't like a law or anything. And if you join our live bloggin' tonight you get us both (plus two other dudes too unsightly for video appearances.)

Posted on 10/15/2008 4:42:36 AM

Very funny. Best Cracked video since.... since.... very funny.

Posted on 10/15/2008 4:00:53 AM

Swaim, you look like a Romulan. Also, excellent video. And I normally hate Cracked so BRAVO

Posted on 10/15/2008 2:42:46 AM

I think you mean 8 minutes too short.
Swaim you are a genius, and I hope to see far more videos in the future.

Posted on 10/15/2008 12:45:42 AM

Wow, a Swaim video. It's like seeing a unicorn, except with less poaching.

Although a little something within me died at seeing the face of Tim Allen again, I was most entertained. More, please!

Posted on 10/15/2008 12:42:26 AM

This was at least 8 minutes too long.

Posted on 10/14/2008 11:46:25 PM

funny video, dude

Posted on 10/14/2008 10:53:40 PM

Michael Swaim is the man.
My dream is that he one day responds to my comment to make me feel special.
One day.
One day.
One day.

Posted on 10/14/2008 9:58:05 PM

also, brainsurgery: Lex always wore a beret, so you couldn't tell, but his hair is all fused into one piece by years of oiling it with duck fat and washing only on full blue moons.

Posted on 10/14/2008 9:55:51 PM

Shows how much YOU know. I was sitting fifteen feet away, then zoomed in digitally.

The sound was actually awesome. Something must be wrong with your speakers.

Numbers 4-1 were tributes to star jones, ron howard, two and a half men, and you (respectively).

Posted on 10/14/2008 9:54:31 PM