The Worst Hate By Numbers Ever (and the final shout out?)
One of the hardest parts of HBN is finding good clips. This week I failed. But watch me polish a turd like few can. Besides, this episode has a surprise treat for the Cracked faithful. (For those of you've I've been teasing on Facebook, the long wait is over.)
And speaking of the the end to a long wait, I'd like to give a shout out to Kingmonkey and Glendoor 42. I dont' know how I got into the shout out business, and, frankly, I'd like to get out of it, but I couldn't close up shop without mentioning two grown men who admit that they read Cracked.com. Know what I like most about Kingmonkey and Glendoor? They're not functionally illiterate morons. And although they comment a lot, they're neither trolls nor self-obsessed blowhards. Another good thing? They're not young women. So when the authorities crack down on me for cruising the barely legal, I can say, "What? No, no, no. This is innocent. I talk to lots of people. Even grown men." And even though they've never sent me any naked pictures, I still like them.
Worst Hate by Numbers Ever -- powered by Cracked.com
Holy fuck! The embedded video actually works on this one. I may shit my pants in joy and surprise.
ReplySwaim has huge sideburns to cover the fact that he is balding, rapidly. Though he is not balding as bad as Dan. Gladstone, though, despite all his faults, does not have this problem.
ReplyAwesome..days later. No one is going to read this. What is up with Swaim having huge sideburns? Ick.
ReplyI think the comment order got flipped during the second presidential debate, when ScribbleLive went down and the bloggers had to resort to doing commentary in the comment section. Speaking of, why is everyone so mean to you G-Rocks?
ReplyHi Wallsy..
ReplyFrick your mad.
Oh, I also hate the new layout, BTW. If I can zoom the page to 170% without losing anything I actually want to see, you're doing it wrong. Stop making websites where the actual content takes up less than half the screen, you bastards.
ReplyI really like Kingdoor. The guy from the soup..we should ask him to come up with a Bennifer or Brangelina for glendoor42/kingmonkey.
ReplyKingdoor. Hmm. glendoor, being the one with all the sass maybe should somehow precede..hmm..
good job, greengoddess.
You, dear Sir Gladstone, are a wellspring of suck. But thats okay. <3
ReplyI would like to add my name to the Wallsy/MBS/Kingdoor/etc. list of faithful Cracked readers who would like the blog comments to go the other way again please.
Replyand yes I meant the rapists
ReplyLuckily, as a huge internet celbrity, I can afford the best, gold-plated the rapists.
ReplyDear Tech Services,
ReplyOutstanding job on the new and improved layout. Thanks to the streamlined functionality of the site, I've managed to procrastinate my entire morning giggling to what is in essence, one big fart joke.
Perhaps the same enthusiasm you are focusing on in terms of maneuverability can be honed to simply flip the comment section and appease the masses. Edit function, time confusion and perhaps an advanced spellcheck doo-hickey are of course on our wish list, but we needn't bother you much with that silly nonsense.
Have a nice day!
Aloha
Good for you, monkeydoor! Make your Mommy and Daddy proud and learn how to spell celebrity and I'm sure they will overlook the whole multiple personality thing..
ReplyLuckily, as a huge internet celbrity, I can afford the best, gold-plated therapists.
ReplySo what do you call yourself (in the privacy afforded you given expensive hats are your thing)? Glen42monkey? Kingdoor? Sybil? Sweetie..I know fourteen can be rough, so if you ever need advice on girl stuff, feel free to call. Bras are a bitch, right?
ReplyI’m going to tell you a secret, everybody, so keep it under your collective expensive hat. Gladstone, glendoor42, and kingmonkey are all the same person. The schism between my personalities seems to be widening, though.
ReplySee!!!!!!!
I'm going to tell you a secret, everybody, so keep it under your collective expensive hat. Gladstone, glendoor42, and kingmonkey are all the same person. The schism between my personalities seems to be widening, though.
ReplyI'm actually a 14 year old girl, not a grown man, but I have not had sex with Gladstone, my 12 year old brother did though. That what the social services people say anyway.
ReplyAnd the comment section being backwards sucks ass.
glendoor. Checkmate.
ReplySo everyone agrees there are snags in the new format. Edit function: I'm pretty sure the kids could have tried to give us that.. How hard could that be? Glitch..while we're on time..is it possible to set a clock? Like 8 am EST. One set clock. Thank you IT peeps..
ReplyI'm excited to hear from the latest celebrity glendoor..I love the shout outs..if I could only see them..kingmonkey? gledoor?