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6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using on You Right Now
You probably just thought you were enjoying some commercials. Nope. Brainwashing. Everything you do or think is because of brainwashing. Free will's an illusion. Thanks for stopping by.
Notable Comment: brooklynrube says "Sorry, but I didn't get past the Asian boobies at the beginning of the article. I'm sure it's a great read though! Thanks for the boob shot." We come up with one of our most interesting and thoughtful articles, and we STILL lose to titties. (Also, what do you mean Robocop? We have no idea what you're talking about....)
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5 Insane Devices From Kids Cartoons that Actually Exist
Please let the Batmobile be next. Please let the Batmobile be next...
Notable Comment: Peregrino wrote a long and well-thought out comment explaining the mechanics behind the space slingshot. Or, at least, we assume that's what it was. We didn't read it. (Comedy website.)
6 Saints Who Could Kick Your Ass
Following the Ten Commandments is easy. Heaven is only difficult to get into because it's heavily guarded by a six-man army of ass-kicking machines.
Notable Comment:Bearman says "s****y s****y f*g f*g s****y s****y f*g f*g!" Profanity filter works.
CRIMINALS ARE STUPID!
6 Baffling Mistakes Every Movie Criminal Makes
I wonder if the new, former cop in your secret bad guy operation is an undercover cop. Nah, couldn't be. Probably one of your trusted, time-tested veterans.
Notable Comment:DavidGee says "That's why I like "The Wire" so much. Those guys knew for the most part how to cover their tracks. The only really stupid thing they did was when Stringer gave $ 250,000 to Clay Davis." We have nothing funny to say. We just love that show.
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What Campaign Ads Would Look Like if the Voting Age was 6
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How the Amish view Electricity...
It is an unfortunate fact of urban life that most electrical based crime is 'black on black'
Though the skittles argument is compelling...I think if I taste this rainbow I'll get herpes...
"Wait.. do you think they meant ten-o-clock at *night*? "
It's a pedophile feeder.
What a waist.
Never has yesterdays picture looked so guilty.
The BrrrrrrrrLin Wall...
Plaque reads " To see Darwinism in effect, press here".
Megatron: "Is it cancerous?"
Nurse: "No, and it's a simple procedure.. As a matter of fact, you can keep it as a souvenier."
And that was the last time little billy mixed his whites with his colors
"Drynet became self aware at 3:00 pm Eastern time on September 20th."
We don't know either...just don't fuckin' do it..
Christ! what WILL they allow!
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