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fast food workers lazy? thats bullshit, have you ever worked fast food its alot of work especially at dinner time. what the f**k does glenn beck do to work so hard, talking to people for a living.

People screwing up your orders at the drive in. That's the problem? What kind of political show is this?
How often go Glen and Chuck to the drive through anyway?
Questions over questions.

Gladstone, don't listen to all these haters. I think your videos are great. f**k these guys, I hope they get cancer and all die. Yaaaaay!

Diedre- I would advise being careful. There's too much greatness to fit into an inexperienced craw all in one go. Start somewhere small, like Juno, work your way up to Lex, and before you know it, you'll be fellating Conor Obherst and high-fiving yourself during!

Speaking of Lex, I saw him the other day, making my Tendercrisp. It was good, but he didn't make an adequately snarky comment about it while delivering it to me. I've included a chapter about my righteous indignation on the matter in my own attempt at political relevance, "Napalm the Homeless".

moy...it takes so long for the video to buffer, I read all the comments first, then see the video. I was led to believe there would be bicycle riding dogs, auroras (that's the city I live in!) and possibly strawberry croissant scented farts. Instead just an enlightening and amusing video. I had the falling for the set up.

Nicosmashyou- I just wanted to say that I liked your response. It was witty, intelligent, and decidedly lacking in misspellings and gratuitous profanity. A pleasant change of pace, that.

And now I'm going to do a little bit of digging and find some of Lex's famous videos. If he is as sublime as represented, I might have to do a little fellating myself. ;-)

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welcome to the internet crybabys

I didn't know it was acceptable for haters to be so whiny. I thought y'all were sposed to be all hardcore and s**t.
For what it's worth, if I had my way, we'd have BOTH Freeman and Gladstone. Maybe I'm just fucked in the head but I find them both to be entertaining. *shrug*

Dierdre- I just assumed he left Cracked to work for the government shitting weapons-grade plutonium and pure, undiluted hilarity. He should come back- my arms are restless without someone's back to mercilessly pat.

I was confused, too, with "that guy between the clips" [I don't like being confused; it makes me all uppity], but before I had time to go get some background on him, then I realized I had to go verbally fellate Lex in the comments of another video.

Trying real hard to hate Gladstone as per the trend around here but I just don't see the problem people have with him. His observations are astute and he seems like a reasonable guy who knows what he's talking about.

And yet every other comment tries to make him out to be the worst human being that ever existed. If you people could at least hate more creatively, you might not come off as total retards.

Omg, I hope they give them both the MCdog burger, with flyfries. Snobs.

Best one yet, Gladstone.

This would have been 120 percent better with just Chuck Norris clips speaking for themselves.
The idiot in between clips just detracts.

uh is it just me or did anyone else notice the repetitive tendencies in jerry lambert's post? he repeatedly used douchebag in various tenses and forms, not only was he unoriginal but he found possibly the gayest picture ever with the only possible exception being a MAD magazine cover featuring Britney spears kissing miley cyrus

I love how people are asking you to stop making videos.
Because a few pricks aren't gonna stop you hating CNN by the looks of it

Good lord... I've never seen any of Lex's videos, but I'm beginning to think that I've been missing out. Did diamonds drop from the man's lips every time he spoke? Did he piss single malt scotch, and did his emissions smell like fresh baked strawberry croissants?

No? Then I fail to see what's so repellant about Gladstone's videos. He pokes fun at the exact same kind of wacky, wild, weird, and just plain insane things that make Cracked so great. He has a certain dry sarcasm that I have wit enough to appreciate, and the sets are as good as you should expect from an Internet video like this.

Forgive me, ye masses, for my perfectly valid opinion, but I feel the need to reiterate: Gladstone doesn't deserve all this vitriol. Lighten the hell up.

Gladstone is so unfunny he still makes Chuck Norris jokes, and gives a f**k about the douchebag. Somebody already made fun of Chuck Norris, Gladstone, and it was the guy whos job you stole: Lex.

Come on Gladstone! See there's your problem right there. No dog on a bicycle? What about a monkey riding a dog?

Lift your act whistle dick!

I AM filming in my basement. And please, stop giving my videos a chance. You will continue to be disappointed. At no point will there be a dog riding a bicycle.

Think you could try balancing the audio better next time?