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This is the email i just sent Glenn Beck
Dear Mr. Beck,
I was just watching a clip of you during an interview with Chuck Norris last year. In this interview you discuss minimum wage workers, and how you have to pay the taxes that they should pay. I figured I should probably educate you. I just spent the last 2 months trying to find a job after being laid off from my last job. I had to find a new job while being a full time college student and trying to pay for my own rent, car insurance ect. I happen to have landed a job at a fast food restaurant. I promise you, I could not pay these taxes you refer to. I am a 20 year old broke kid with barely enough money to support myself. You say that these fast food workers don't want to work hard and help their country. Are you saying that I go to school and work all day every single day and work my ass off to get by, yet I don't try to make a difference in the world? Well I am sorry to point out your obviously twisted look on the world, but you say that people who work in fast food(me, for example) need to start working harder. I'm not sorry to point out, your job is reading out loud. Boy that must be exhausting. I'm glad your breaking your back for America buddy.
I also saw that you are with Fox news now. It's fitting. You will fit right in with all of the other ignorant assholes there. So next time you are "working" and lumping the majority of young people in the country into the category of "people who don't give a flying crap about this country" I want you to think of me. I'll probably be making sure some rich a*****e in a new Lexus gets his god damned chicken nuggets. There are bigger problems in the world than your missing McNuggets, trust me.
So in conclusion Mr. Beck,
You are a huge p***k.
f**k Off.
-Your biggest fan.
I love you, Gladstone. Marry me.
You Know,I've Always Liked Chuck Norris.
Glenn Beck On The Other Hand Is Yet Another
Little Whiny Assed Recovering NeoCon Substance Abuser
Who Got Hisself a Show On Cable After Finding Jesus!!!
Chuck,Why Don't You Change Places With a Fast Food Worker For a Day??
See How You Like Saying"Want Fries With That??"For Eight Hours a Day!!
fast food workers lazy? thats bullshit, have you ever worked fast food its alot of work especially at dinner time. what the f**k does glenn beck do to work so hard, talking to people for a living.
People screwing up your orders at the drive in. That's the problem? What kind of political show is this?
How often go Glen and Chuck to the drive through anyway?
Questions over questions.
Gladstone, don't listen to all these haters. I think your videos are great. f**k these guys, I hope they get cancer and all die. Yaaaaay!
Diedre- I would advise being careful. There's too much greatness to fit into an inexperienced craw all in one go. Start somewhere small, like Juno, work your way up to Lex, and before you know it, you'll be fellating Conor Obherst and high-fiving yourself during!
Speaking of Lex, I saw him the other day, making my Tendercrisp. It was good, but he didn't make an adequately snarky comment about it while delivering it to me. I've included a chapter about my righteous indignation on the matter in my own attempt at political relevance, "Napalm the Homeless".
moy...it takes so long for the video to buffer, I read all the comments first, then see the video. I was led to believe there would be bicycle riding dogs, auroras (that's the city I live in!) and possibly strawberry croissant scented farts. Instead just an enlightening and amusing video. I had the falling for the set up.
Nicosmashyou- I just wanted to say that I liked your response. It was witty, intelligent, and decidedly lacking in misspellings and gratuitous profanity. A pleasant change of pace, that.
And now I'm going to do a little bit of digging and find some of Lex's famous videos. If he is as sublime as represented, I might have to do a little fellating myself. ;-)
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
welcome to the internet crybabys
I didn't know it was acceptable for haters to be so whiny. I thought y'all were sposed to be all hardcore and s**t.
For what it's worth, if I had my way, we'd have BOTH Freeman and Gladstone. Maybe I'm just fucked in the head but I find them both to be entertaining. *shrug*
Dierdre- I just assumed he left Cracked to work for the government shitting weapons-grade plutonium and pure, undiluted hilarity. He should come back- my arms are restless without someone's back to mercilessly pat.
I was confused, too, with "that guy between the clips" [I don't like being confused; it makes me all uppity], but before I had time to go get some background on him, then I realized I had to go verbally fellate Lex in the comments of another video.
Trying real hard to hate Gladstone as per the trend around here but I just don't see the problem people have with him. His observations are astute and he seems like a reasonable guy who knows what he's talking about.
And yet every other comment tries to make him out to be the worst human being that ever existed. If you people could at least hate more creatively, you might not come off as total retards.
Omg, I hope they give them both the MCdog burger, with flyfries. Snobs.
Best one yet, Gladstone.
This would have been 120 percent better with just Chuck Norris clips speaking for themselves.
The idiot in between clips just detracts.
uh is it just me or did anyone else notice the repetitive tendencies in jerry lambert's post? he repeatedly used douchebag in various tenses and forms, not only was he unoriginal but he found possibly the gayest picture ever with the only possible exception being a MAD magazine cover featuring Britney spears kissing miley cyrus
I love how people are asking you to stop making videos.
Because a few pricks aren't gonna stop you hating CNN by the looks of it
Good lord... I've never seen any of Lex's videos, but I'm beginning to think that I've been missing out. Did diamonds drop from the man's lips every time he spoke? Did he piss single malt scotch, and did his emissions smell like fresh baked strawberry croissants?
No? Then I fail to see what's so repellant about Gladstone's videos. He pokes fun at the exact same kind of wacky, wild, weird, and just plain insane things that make Cracked so great. He has a certain dry sarcasm that I have wit enough to appreciate, and the sets are as good as you should expect from an Internet video like this.
Forgive me, ye masses, for my perfectly valid opinion, but I feel the need to reiterate: Gladstone doesn't deserve all this vitriol. Lighten the hell up.
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LOL :P.
That was good.
And Glenn Beck is a f*****g a*****e.