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22 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 29, 2024
He does look rather horselike
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- By Ian Garner
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29 Random Bits of Trivia to Decorate the Bare Walls of Your Mind Palace
We hope you’re open to new ideas!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 3, 2024
Oh my God, Becky, look at her bits
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- By Jesse
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The Director of ‘The Fall Guy’ Began His Career as Trey Parker’s Stunt Double
From ‘Orgazmo’ to a ton of movies that are better than ‘Orgazmo’
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- By JM McNab
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‘Unfrosted’ Isn’t Unwatchable, It’s Just Unnecessary
Pop-Tarts get a business biopic. It doesn’t pop
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- By Tara Ariano
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10 of the Angriest Letters Andy Kaufman Received About Wrestling Women
‘I’m gonna whoop your sissy-britchered, slick-haired body into a bloody pulp’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Robin Williams Defended ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Kid to Her High School Principal
Could Williams deliver a Hollywood ending?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Comedians Claim That Theo Von Only Pays His Opener a Hundred Bucks
On a recent episode of ‘The Regz,’ Dan Soder suggested that a certain podcasting giant pays pennies on the dollar for massive theater shows
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Dramatic Andy Samberg Is Weirding Everybody Out
It’s hard to picture Jake Peralta in a prestige drama
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- By JM McNab
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24 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 3, 2024
Someone had to step up
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- By Ian Garner
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Flossed Out of Our Brainfolds
Gotta get in there real good
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- By Jesse
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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This Is the Biggest Waste of Money in U.S. Military History
Look, it’s about the lessons we learned along the way
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- By Eli Yudin
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30 of the Biggest Culture Shocks People Have Experienced
‘Tipping is considered disrespectful in Japan’
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- By Ian Garner
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21 of the Best Times Celebrities Played Themselves On-Screen
Danny Trejo was a delight in ‘Muppets Most Wanted’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Ancient Poisons Not Even Putin Would Dare Use
Turns out Earth has been providing natural ends for your enemies for a long time
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- By Eli Yudin
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Jason Alexander Memorized George’s Famous Golf Ball Diatribe in Record Time
‘The sea was angry that day, my friends’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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14 Child-Friendly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes Into the Back of Your Skull
We need one of those long-term nuclear waste warning plaques, but for this list
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- By Jesse
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Real Estate That Even You Can Probably Afford
Dollar houses exist, but you’ll pay in elbow grease
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- By Eli Yudin
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British Comedian Canceled By Talent Agency After Threatening to Murder Another Comic
Dane Baptiste may have burned down his career and caught a case over the most ill-advised Instagram Story in comedy history
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- By Keegan Kelly
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There’s Nothing More Adorable Than ‘South Park’ Creator Trey Parker in the Booth With Ike’s Voice Actress
A viral video shows Betty Boogie Parker in the recording booth making her old man proud
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- By Keegan Kelly
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27 Times Celebrities Couldn’t Keep It Together
When your freakouts are international news, you’ll know you’ve made it
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children
‘My child is named after a cartoon character’
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- By Ian Garner
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