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30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Everybody needs a hamfisted friend
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- By Ian Garner
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Carroll O’Connor Thought ‘All In The Family’ Critics Were "Hacks and Semi-Literates"
"I do think the managing editors of newspapers hire inferior people to write television."
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day As ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Just Won’t Go Away
Now we really want to see ‘The Fall Guy’?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jon Stewart Is the New Face of Knicks Fans’ Disappointment
The ‘Daily Show’ host accidentally lent his likeness to the Knicks’ legendary collapse last night, and the internet loved it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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John Belushi Didn’t Want to Die, Lorne Michaels Warned John Mulaney
‘I knew John Belushi for seven years. I’ve been talking about him for 48 years’
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- By Matt Solomon
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This Is the First Song to Ever Top the Billboard Charts
It’s kind of a banger, not gonna lie
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- By Eli Yudin
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28 of the Wildest Things Seen by People Working in Forensics
‘A candle in an old man’s bladder’
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- By Ian Garner
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The 4 Worst Choices ‘SNL’ Has Ever Made
How could they hire Aykroyd and Belushi? (Jim and Peter, I mean)
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- By Matt Solomon
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22 Movies That Are Way Too Long
‘Freddy Got Fingered’ is so long that there’s a joke about it in the movie
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Here’s What’s Up With the ‘Shogun’ Haircut
Behind their odd choice of hair surface area
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- By Eli Yudin
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Bob Odenkirk Says Failed ‘Mr. Show’ Movie Was ‘Worst Experience’ of Career
‘It’s a very short movie, but it feels really long’
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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10 Old Artists Who Were Actually Wildly Successful in Their Lifetime
They weren’t all starving
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Cynical Observations From Stand-Up Comedians
Comics have a lot to be cynical about
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- By Ian Garner
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People Are Asking A.I. to Roast Them for Some Reason
Low-Self-Esteem Twitter tries to teach robots how to ridicule human beings
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Conan O’Brien’s Friends Thought He Actually Died During ‘Hot Ones’
Conan detailed the aftermath of his mega-viral ‘Hot Ones’ interview and the ensuing eulogy Twitter gave him
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Horrible Things That Happened to People’s Butts
One of these stories involves a hose and 100 psi of pressure
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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45 Wild, But Logical Real-World Speculations About Fictional Characters
Canon be darned!
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- By Jesse
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31 of the Strangest Things People Found Among Their Spouse’s Possessions
‘Six credit cards in my name that I didn’t apply for’
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- By Ian Garner
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33 Cool Bits of Trivia to Crack Open With the Boys
Facts you can sip ‘round the campfire
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 30, 2024
From an A.I. priest to an A.I. beauty contest... everything sucks
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- By Jesse
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This Summer’s Hottest Pop Star Is Bart Simpson’s Niece
Nancy Cartwright’s niece is blowing up like a can of Duff on April Fools’ Day
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- By Keegan Kelly
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29 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 30, 2024
He’s the boss
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- By Ian Garner
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