How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations

Somebody needs to tell Hollywood how real people behave.
How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations

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Sometimes the least realistic things in movies are the ways their characters behave. We asked our readers to show us how they'd react in movie situations, such as ...

If someone suddenly appeared on the road, I wouldn't keep driving obliviously if I rammed into them. E would stop and help. CRACKEDCON 7A
YOU'D HAVE TO BE A MAJOR DICK IF YOU SAW THIS... AND JUST LEFT. I would at least put him out of his misery.
How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations
If my masked hero was upside down in front of me, forget kissing - I'd be taking off that mask and seeing who's under there! CRAth
I WOULD NOT get involved IN THE DRAMA surrounding the most popular GUY IN SCHOOL. I WOULD RATHER STICK WITH ACTUAL FRIENDS WHO LIKE ME WITHOUT A MAKEO
IF I WERE A FAMOUSLY GIFTED NEUROSURGEON... ...I WOULDN'T TRY TO OVERCOME A DISABILITY WITH HOCUS-POCUS... ...BUT BY USING MY EXCEPTIONAL SKILLS FOR R
IF MY FAMILY GOT STRANDED on A ROAD TRIP VACATION.. WOULD HEAD DOWn THE DIRT ROAD In THE DIRECTION we cAme FRom INSTEAD OF DIRECTLY INTO THE Desert. C
BATMAN RETURNS IF 1 managed to uncover my boss's illegal businesses, telling him that directly would be the last thing 1 do.
I would've probably ended up falling for the intelligent, caring friend who stood by me always, who helped me through horrors like dementors, dragons
If everyone around me started dropping dead or unconscious from a purple gas, CRAth I'd get up and run for the nearest exit.
CRACKEDcO COM IF I WERE BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN A CAVE FULL OF ENGINEERING GEAR, AND THE MILITARY WAS LOOKING FOR ME... hve ...I'D PROBABLY TRY TO BUILD
If I came upon a passed out woman in the WOODS, would do literally ANYTHING other than making a move on her.
IF A GOT A CRYPTIC INVITE TO A DINNER PARTY, I WOULDN'T GO. reilalion
How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations
EQUALIZER THE In the event of an imminent blast, instead of casually walking away looking badass, I would definitely run away, fast. CRACKEDOONT
After finding stuff that might help me stay alive on a deserted island, I'd open all the boxes. xpay XO All of them. Tine ll Sso.dx World CRACKEDCON T
IF FRODO REFUSED TO THROW THE RING INTO THE FIRE ... WOULD HAVE PUSHED HIM IN WITH IT.
If I hid from pursuers in a giant basket and heard a monkey screeching on top of it, I'd make damn sure I stayed perfectly still and quiet.
If a strange extraterrestrial goop suddenly overtook half a street... MUSHROO I'd get in my car and drive the fu*k out of there CRACKED COM
CRACKED.CON If the rage monster that had been holding me captive had just gotten his ass kicked by a pack of wolves, I would continue my escape and no
If only child my brought home a strange who offering him the man was opportunity of lifetime by him a taking on a trip off-planet with no parental sup
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