Ted E.
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)
The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/29/17)
Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/6/16)
The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)
Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/25)
Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)
Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/12)
Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. We're here to help.