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5 Moral Crusaders Caught Being the Worst Hypocrite Possible
We're wondering how many of the world's crusaders aren't just trying to compensate for something they're doing on the side.
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- By Kevin Phelan
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1147 5 Iconic Fantasy Characters Whose Bodies Wouldn't Work
Sometimes the craziest attributes of a mythological creature -- the things that actually make it impossible -- aren't always what you think.
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- By Justin Crockett, Nathan Murphy
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6 Insane Things Happening Throughout Mexican Cartel Culture
Where Hollywood does a pretty impressive job of glorifying criminals, it hasn't got shit on Mexico's utterly insane cartel culture.
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- By Bastian Espada
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6 Creepy Details That Were Almost In Classic Disney Movies
Here are six deleted moments that were wisely kept away from your innocent eyes. Well, at least until now.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Famous People With Crazy Second Lives Nobody Knows About
It turns out great historical figures' lives have more random side quests than your average RPG.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Things You've Done This Week With Terrifying Side Effects
Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.
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- By Vicki Veritas
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The 6 Coolest Ways to Lose Popular Video Games
Some developers apparently decided 'screw the obvious and logical game over scenarios! Death should lurk around every corner, waiting to pants the player in bizarre and unpredictable ways.'
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- By Ed Stevens, Gavin Jamieson
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Real Trials With Mind-Bending Twists
Every now and then, our normally mundane courtrooms will explode with Hollywood spectacle, resulting in real-world cases that seem more like the plot of a John Grisham movie.
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- By A.C. Grimes
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7 Creepy Physical Changes Your Mind Can Make in Your Body
The placebo effect has to be one of the all-time most baffling scientific phenomena we've run across.
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- By Davian Venture
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9 Foreign Terms More Awful Than Any English Profanity
Some languages have words for concepts so weird or off-putting that we can thank the stars we don't have any use for them in everyday English.
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- By Cornelius Heyer
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6 Insulting Movie Adaptations of Strong Female Characters
You could call this writing, but frankly it's closer to wronging.
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- By Caitlin Donovan
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6 Baffling First Drafts of Classic Novels
What if we told you that there are extra scenes of your favorite book, written by your favorite writer, that you've never read before? Awesome, right? No so fast.
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- By Karah Sutton
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5 Modern Leaders Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible
We fully expect that our elected officials are doing shit behind the scenes that is either corrupt, depraved, or both. But often times, it's much worse than you think.
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- By Chris Rio, Zachary Frey
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7 Disasters Everyone Survived (That a Highlander Wouldn't)
We can only imagine the survivors of the following incidents were forever looking over their shoulders to see if the relentless specter of death was trying to sneak up on them to finish the job.
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- By Douglas A. McDonnell, Zachary Frey
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