Cedric Voets
Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
Jack Kirby's Unpublishable, Eyebrow Arching Novel Has Reappeared
Writing sans comic.
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5 Reasons Going To Grad School Isn't Worth It Anymore
Magna cum lower your expectations.
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Dumping Pets In Ponds Is Creating Schools Of Mega-Predators
Do you want kaiju? Because this is how you get kaiju.
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Blockbuster Returns From The Grave As A Tape-Swapping Street Box
Be kind, rewind time.
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Which Presidential Painting Portfolio Sucks Least
Speak softly and carry a big brush.
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Nestflix Is The (Fake) Netflix Of (Fake) Netflix Movies
Content for content’s content’s sake.
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'Lord Of The Rings' Legacy With New Zealand Is A Bummer
One studio to rule them all, One studio to find them, One studio to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Even The Disney Channel Aired 9/11 Propaganda
Loose lips launch ships.
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The Latest Romance Novel Bad Boys: Genocidal Bigots
Books for Karens by Karens
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A Billion Human Beings Have Been 'Rickrolled'
You know the meme and so do I.
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Wait, Shaft Was Supposed To Be White?
They say John Shaft ain't Black-- shut your mouth!
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Hilarious Historical Life Hacks (Using Animal Dongs)
Examining the creative culture of dong design.
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In 'The Last Duel,' Historical Realism Is Defeated By Matt Damon And Ben Affleck's Faces
You can believe that he bought a zoo, not that he can ride a horse.
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5 Wild True Stories About Fast Food Tycoons
Some men are shrouded in mystery and French fries.
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Google's In-House Political Cartoonist Quits Over Company's Unfunny Apparent Lack Of Ethics
Arewethebaddies.gif.
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Famous Songs That Ripped Off Video Games (And Hoped We Didn’t Notice)
How the turntables have turned.
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Ancient Greece Had Memes And 'Diogenes Washing Vegetables' Was Its Biggest
Kyrios Mimeme.
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Stallone And Schwarzenegger's Feud Was Ridiculously Lopsided
Battle of the bicep bulges.
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Pre-Internet, There Was Only One Type Of Free Porn: Scrambled Cable
Yeah, pound that violet frequency. Pound it hard.
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Want To Know If A Medieval Coat Of Arms Is Legit? Check The Dong
The heraldic tradition of 'pizzling' has a complicated series of forms and rules.
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