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Why Are More Movies Going With 'Old TV Aspect Ratios?' Don’t forget the bunny ears. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 10, 2021
4 Reasons America's Bathrooms Are Globally Regarded As Terrible The United States is not leading the world in bathroom quality, we're sad to say. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 09, 2021
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Christopher Nolan Is Right. Don’t Watch 'Tenet' On HBO Max Let movie theaters invert your attention span. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 03, 2021
Sicilian Vampires and James Caan: Canada's Tommy Wiseau's Cinematic Universe Squeezing the last drops out of Old Hollywood. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 30, 2021
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Movie Stunt Industry Has A Dangerous Lack Of Diversity Audiences also don’t realize is that while witnessing these intense stunts, they’re often witnessing some intense workplace discrimination to boot. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 23, 2021
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Google Translate Has Dinosaur Ideas About Gender Roles When a century of feminism gets lost in translation. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 21, 2021
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Forget NFTs; Ever Tried Owning A Scream? From Tarzan to Pitbull, this is actually a thing. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 19, 2021
