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Lovecraft's Teen Debut Is More Cringe Than Cosmic Horror It was a long journey from Chuck the Sorcerer to Cthulhu. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 09, 2021
Toys Have Shifted With Us In Boffo Ways During All This No, we're not talking about the toys you keep in your nightstand. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 08, 2021
The Most Horrific Kids' Cartoon ... Is Claymation Mark Twain? Plunge your overactive at-home kids into the Nietzschean void with this claymation romp. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 07, 2021
Modern Zombies Were Invented By ... The Smurfs? It ends with a desperate battle between the Smurfs and the infected -- and the Smurfs lose. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 05, 2021
Get A Master's Degree In The Beatles (For $25,000) A hard day's night of cramming for the mod finals. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 02, 2021
How 'Scent Directors' Are Tricking Your Nose Into Spending More $$$ Perfume for buildings will get you to pay through the nose. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 01, 2021
Dumb Internet: The Great Rise (And Great Fall) Of The 'Most Liked' Instagram Egg You can't make an awareness omelet without breaking some social engineered eggs. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 28, 2021
The Secret War Against Reddit's PowerMods Behold the awesome power of part-time internet janitors. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 26, 2021
Spain Has An Abandoned Jumbo Jet Problem They're blocking the runway for the other planes that still have jobs. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 23, 2021
Take A Toxic Tour Through England's Poison Garden Don't forget to social distance from Mother Nature too. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 22, 2021
Music Mystery: Jandek Is Music's Banksy AND Tommy Wiseau Wrapped In One The music for people who love to hate music. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 21, 2021
How The 'Nigerian Prince' Scam Became An Entire Life-Style Those phishing emails that look like they were written by three kids in a trenchcoat? That's a feature, not a bug. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 21, 2021
Zootopia's Popsicle Fraud Has A Weird Real-Life Counterpart (Hot) fudging the numbers. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 19, 2021
4 Reasons Tech Titans Went From Gods To Garbage It's hard to enforce the great man theory when that great man won't stop complaining on Twitter. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 15, 2021
Gaming Gah: The Catholic Church Cloned 'Pokemon Go' In a lot of ways, Jesus is like a less popular Pikachu. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 15, 2021
Japan Maintains The Ancient Tradition Of Adopting Adult Men When it comes to business, family comes first. But when it comes to family, business comes first. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 14, 2021
Vodka Is No Longer Russia's Favorite Drink. It's Moonshine To enjoy samogon, all you need is some sugar, a washing machine and A-grade alcoholism. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 14, 2021
Can't Make It Up: The First 'Internet' Meme Is 100 This Year Want to feel old? The first Internet meme is 100-years-old. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 10, 2021
U.S. Presidents Can't Really Accept Gifts (Except For Occasional Lions) Never look a gift lion in the mouth. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 09, 2021
Scrooge McDuck's First Cartoon Was Hardcore (Capitalist) Propaganda Scrooge McDuck, Scottish hero of American consumerism. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 08, 2021
