Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear. For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
'Hey Bro, Think You're Man Enough To Be On The Pill?' Are you a bad enough dude to reliably prevent pregnancy? Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 07, 2021
Mailmen Really Did Use To Deliver Babies Back off, storks, this is USPS territory. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 07, 2021
Bonehead Reason Coca-Cola Was Only A Nickel For Over 70 Years Open Happiness -- it's only empty one out of nine times. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 07, 2021
5 Goofy Ways Designing The Euro Was A Major Pain The Euro is the perfect symbol of the EU -- the good, the bad and the bureaucratic. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 04, 2021
Sting's Origin For Stalker Anthem 'Every Breath You Take' Keeps Changing Leave it to Sting to make pop love overcomplicated and confusing. Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 02, 2021
Preacher Who Tried To End Inequality By Building A Robot Jesus Have you tried turning your Messiah on and off again? Authors By Cedric Voets Published February 01, 2021
Hollywood's Wax Museum Was A Real Freak Show You might recognize some of these faces. You might. No guarantees. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 31, 2021
A Grim Loophole A Korean King Used To Kill His (Serial Killer?) Son What’s in the box? Nothing -- yet. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 26, 2021
When A Businessman Mailed Himself A Whole Bank (Brick By Brick) Taking banking by mail to a whole new level. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 25, 2021
Germans Started Solving Secret Soviet Crimes (A Piece At A Time) Trying to see the bigger picture, one string of paper at a time. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 24, 2021
The Haunted Sea Mansion That's The Vice President's Home: A Tour Visiting the Nearly White House. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 24, 2021
Some American Police Departments Prefer Their Cops Not To Be 'Too' Smart Have a high IQ? No keeping the streets safe for you. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 22, 2021
Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering? Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 19, 2021
Looking For The Best Medieval Artists? Check For Blue Teeth. You’ve got a little gemstone in your teeth there. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 18, 2021
Irrefutable Evidence Mario Is A Vat-Grown Supersoldier The belly button doesn’t lie! Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 17, 2021
The Crime Wave You Never Noticed: Lunch Ladies Serving food in schools or in prison -- it's all the same to them. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 17, 2021
We've Learned How Ancient Greek Music Sounded (And It Goes Hard) Throw up those Minotaur horns. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 15, 2021
The Time Black Sabbath Couldn't Find Ozzy Osbourne Doing drugs isn’t a game, kids. Unless you’re into metal, then it definitely is. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 12, 2021
Europe's Greatest Warship Was Defeated By A Stiff Breeze The bigger they are, the quicker they'll sink. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 11, 2021
Into The Dark World Of YouTube Blood Rituals 'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.' Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 10, 2021
