Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear. For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
The Outlaw Whose Corpse Got Lost In A Haunted House Scooby-Doo meets The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 06, 2020
Prussia's King Tried To Breed An Army Of Gigantic Super-Soldiers The upside was that the pay (like the height) was well above-average. The downside was that you didn't have much of a choice. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 04, 2020
Medieval Iceland's Darkest Fashion Trend: Necropants Real friends don't just borrow each others' leggings, but their legs too. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 01, 2020
The Time Killer Whales Teamed Up With Whale Killers Things aren't always so black and white. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 30, 2020
The Murder Dollhouses That Changed Forensic Science A teensy tiny window into the world of crime. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 29, 2020
Australia Fined NASA For Littering ... A Space Station Skylab was going to fall, and where it was going to land, no-one knew. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 29, 2020
The Rude Statues That Caused Athens' Democratic Downfall Classic(al) pranks. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 27, 2020
The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 24, 2020
Werner Herzog Got Shot On-Camera (And Shrugged It Off) He spent 14 years in the jungle, but the streets of L.A. almost got him. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 23, 2020
A 'Sci-Fi Roller Skating Movie' Nearly Ruined Mel Brooks Some motherships are always trying to skate uphill. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 22, 2020
Mysterious 'Con Queen Of Hollywood' May Finally Be Caught A Meryl Streep-level performance, an 'Ocean's 11'-level con. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 22, 2020
R.I.P. Arecibo Telescope - You Absolute Unit A painful goodbye to the most well-hung telescope in the world. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 20, 2020
The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings) 'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?' Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 17, 2020
Cary Grant Took LSD (100 Times) A Far-Out Affair To Remember Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 16, 2020
China Made Its Citizens Smoke 10 Million Cigarettes Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 15, 2020
One Medieval Royal Assassin Had The World's Crappiest Job A royal ass-assination. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 15, 2020
For A Hot Second, Belgium Relied On Cats To Deliver The Mail The postman only purs twice. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 10, 2020
5 Urban Legends From History That Were Wacky As Heck You won't believe what happened next! No seriously, you won't believe it. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 09, 2020
Greatest Art Thieves (Were Probably) ... An Old Suburban Couple? When the antiques dealer found out what he had bought, he did the sensible thing: he loaded his guns. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 09, 2020
Let's Read 'The Young Comrade,' The Crazy '20s Magazine For Baby Communists Complete with cute pictures of socialist heartthrobs; tweens of the world, unite! Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 08, 2020
