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The Year That We Had 15 Months The Roman calendar wasn't made in a day -- or in a normal year. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 13, 2020
Barbie Has Some (Smart) Things To Say About Black Lives Matter She's a Barbie girl in a racist Barbie world. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 11, 2020
James Cameron Saved Guillermo Del Toro's Dad From Kidnappers Come with me if your dad wants to live Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 11, 2020
Movie Studio Expects James McAvoy To Solve A Crime In Real-Time Roll for Acting (Performance). Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 09, 2020
Real Willy Wonka Tour Is Less Magic, More Corporate Or, why a real tour through a candy museum isn't as sweet a deal as you'd think. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 06, 2020
How A $40 Million Lotto Heist Changed Philosophy History You don't get into philosophy for the money, but that doesn't mean you can't beat the odds. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 05, 2020
How A Roman Emperor's Enemies Accidentally Turned Them Into A Trans Icon How is making them extra awesome going to erase them from history? Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 04, 2020
That Time Tesla Casually Invented The Cattle Prod Let's go to the circus with Uncle Nikola. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 04, 2020
'Dragon Ball' Almost Caused A Diplomatic Fight Between Japan And Mexico El Super Saiyajin legendario! Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 02, 2020
5 Crazy Science Stories That Flew Under Everybody's Radar Let's get blinded with latest and greatest of science. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 02, 2020
The Battle Of The Golden Spurs Was Belgium's 'Braveheart' Moment And not just because Mel Gibson can't do a Flemish accent either. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 29, 2020
Joan of Arc's Trusted Bodyguard Turned Out To Be Pedophile Serial Killer When it came to protecting young bodies, he was 1 - 100. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 29, 2020
The First-Ever Video Game Console Was A Beautiful Mess The only console whose add-ons included Monopoly money. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 28, 2020
Obituaries Have Never Been A Dying Artform From poetry to True Crime, obits have tried it all. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 27, 2020
The Wikipedia Page For 'A Time To Kill' Hides A Bonkers Controversy Merde, c'est horrible! Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 27, 2020
Baseball Is Dead. Again. They walked the field of really dull dreams. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 22, 2020
Football-Style Concussions Turned Henry VIII Into A Wife-Chopping Tyrant Not the kind of blows to the head he was looking for. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 21, 2020
Want To Feel Old? Mario Is Only Supposed Be 24 Years Old And don't get me started on Kirby. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 20, 2020
All Hail Josh, America's First (And Only) Emperor Make America Imperial Again. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 19, 2020
New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise) Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 18, 2020
