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When Are We Court-Martialing Cap'n Crunch? A Captain he be not. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 08, 2020
Gaze Upon The Toothy Horror That Is Dental Practice Dummies I am all mouth and I must scream. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 06, 2020
How Alberta, Canada Got Rid Of All Its Rats Rat free since nineteen-fifty. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 03, 2020
The Audience Could Once Wrestle Bears At Basketball Games Yes, the Will Ferrell comedy 'Semi-Pro' was realistic in the weirdest way. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 02, 2020
It's Nicolas Cage vs Chuck E. Cheese In 'Willy's Wonderland' Cage has finally saved up enough bad movie tickets for a video game adaptation. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 02, 2020
Insane $20 Million Deal Got Forced To Be Decided By Rock Paper Scissors And it drove one player almost insane. Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 01, 2020
Pirates Are Why America Doesn't Use The Metric System Yarrrrrds! Authors By Cedric Voets Published November 01, 2020
5 Fascinating Aftermaths Of Famous True Crime Documentaries Murderers -- where are they now? Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 31, 2020
The Glasgow Ice Cream Wars Traded Sprinkles For Shotguns Get a cone of ice-cold steel. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 30, 2020
That Time Britain's MI5 Employed Boy Scouts As Spies Be prepared (to garrot enemy infiltrators) Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 27, 2020
Allergy Season Is Getting Worse And 'Botanical Sexism' Is To Blame The sexist life of trees. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 26, 2020
'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced Talk about performance anxiety. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 25, 2020
Inside The Weird Secret Summer Camp Of The 1% Camp Weeownthemeansofproduction Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 25, 2020
Russia's 'GTA Gang' Was As Cartoonishly Violent As They Sound 5 Stars -- the Moscow police. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 23, 2020
The Sad, Creepy, Tale Of India's Fake Royal Family In A Dead Palace The royal line of Ouch. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 20, 2020
Back In The Day, They Had An Olympic Gold Medal For Art Mathletes, eat your heart out. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 19, 2020
New Hampshire's Libertarian 'Utopia' Got Overrun By Bears Live Free or Die By Bear. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 18, 2020
Victorian-Era 'Willy Wonka' Gave Kids Poisoned Candy Please, sir, can I have some more arsenic? Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 18, 2020
Chill To The Newest Musical Genre: Library Takeout Jams Let's chill out to some loan-fi. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 16, 2020
5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse) Turns out that being a professional unpleasant person doesn’t always have long-term benefits. Authors By Cedric Voets Published October 16, 2020
