Then there's Jeff Lowe and Doc Antle, undeniably the most malicious, manipulative, and micro-penised men in the documentary. Despite being exposed as alleged animal cruelty cult leaders, both are still just doing their thing, which is slowly expanding their pets4cash empires until every douchey dating profile contains at least one pic of someone posing with a soon-to-be-euthanized tiger cub.
But at least some minor players had a happy ending. Skeevy producer and immortal chain smoker Rick Kirkham is somehow not only still alive but got married and moved to wet and snowy Norway -- after not one but two of his domiciles were mysteriously burned to the ground. And John Finley, Joe's first husband, is also doing quite well for himself. He's now a welder, engaged to a lovely woman, and has gotten himself a new set of pearly white chompers. It's a real Cinderella story ... if Cinderella had had her fairy godmother permanently magic away a case of meth mouth.