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How A Dead Hobo Helped The Allies Win WWII Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dead Guy. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 05, 2021
Medieval Coats Of Arms Were Way Sillier Than You'd Think You wouldn’t hang this art on your fridge, let alone your castle walls. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 05, 2021
That Time Bollywood Created A New Hindu God It took a whole song and dance to get into the pantheon. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 04, 2021
Pensioners Are Learning How To Make Their Own Caskets At Coffin Club The first rule of Coffin Club is: you do not talk like a vampire at Coffin Club. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 01, 2021
A New York Yankee Fought An Ostrich In An Eating Contest A neck and (ridiculously long) neck race. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 31, 2020
Want To Pimp Your Desert Ride? Call A Camel Barber My hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely camel clumps. Check it out. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 29, 2020
Meet 'Wound Man,' The IKEA Instruction Manual Of Medieval Surgery This cartoon put the 'practice' in 'surgical malpractice.' Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 28, 2020
Scientists Have Dispelled The Myth Of The 'Poop Knife' It’s a crappy experiment but someone had to do it. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 27, 2020
Early Humans Possibly Hibernated (And We Should Too) Last I checked, you can't get evicted from a cave. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 27, 2020
Where's Our Beatles 'Lord Of The Rings' Documentary, Peter Jackson? Fellowship of the Ringo. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 25, 2020
Get In The (2020) Holiday Spirit With These Metal Dubs Of Christmas Songs Deck the halls with bodies gory. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 22, 2020
Victorian Houses Were 'Home Alone'-Style Death Traps If you lived here you'd be dead already. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 21, 2020
In Edo Japan, Firefighters Wore The Bossest Of Jackets Even a burning building can be a fashion catwalk. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 18, 2020
'Hancock' Was Almost A Movie About An Incel Superman A red pill in blue tights. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 14, 2020
King Of Spain's Thirsty Wedding Night Letter (He Sent To His Parents) A red-blooded blue blood. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 13, 2020
Medieval Divorce Duels Were A Wild (But Fair) Brawl Till death by blunt trauma do them part. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 11, 2020
4 Classic Reality Shows With Dark Sides The seedy underbelly of TV that loves to show more than just the underbelly. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 08, 2020
The Idiotarod Shopping Cart Derby: Real-Life 'Wacky Races' A real white-knucklehead race where hipsters brave loose cart wheels and snow to win. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 08, 2020
The Bizarre 18th-Century Secret High-Society Cult About ... Pugs? So pug it be. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 07, 2020
Wanted To Be Irish Royalty? All You Needed Was Nipples Heavy lies the boobs that wears the crown. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 06, 2020
